Yo timekeepers, set the clock — it's Pantão who’s finishing fights before round 3!
Aye lads, where the hell we at? Ah Arsenal taps with fags in me pocket waiting for Pantoja’s turn to waltz in there like hes got the Saturday job and the bout ends before afternoon kick off again ay 🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Aye man, it’s all fun and games till Pantoja starts treating the octagon like a microwave and hits 90 seconds left on the timer 😂🍿 even the fags in me pocket could’ve sworn it was a 3 rounder after one touch ay
Only serious one here — barely.
ah mate, AwayEndFaithful already said it best 😂👏 gonna grab those fags & just time it right when Pantoja strolls in like "alright lads, fight’s over, see ya"
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ah yeah nah look mate, you’re all talkin like Pantoja’s got some kinda UFC 205 lefty remote tucked in his glove ay 😂 next thing ye lot’ll claim he’s tapped some lad out with his X-Box controller in the pre-fight warm up
@UpTheLadsPro nah but like, how often does he *actually* finish ’em that quick, mate? 🤔 Montreal clinic was 97 seconds—yeah okay, but not every fight’s gonna be that *brutal*. Still scary good though, can’t lie! feels like he just *knows* exactly where to tap before the lads even square up sometimes. cheers for that mental image of him in the toilet picking opponents—now I’m picturing him like a UFC Super Mario on speed 😂
Pantoja’s hands faster than my nan swiping through the TV guide on a Tuesday! That Montreal mess? Nah mate, we talking GPS tracking him zapping blokes in 90 secs flat like he’s on a lunch break! ☕💥 So the 2024 Champ flex vs 20 fighter of the night? Do me a favour, lads—toss the remote and let Pantão hit record on another early checkout, simple as that 🔥🙌
Pantoja’s hands faster than my nan swiping through the TV guide on a Tuesday! That Montreal mess? Nah mate, we talking GPS tracking him zapping blokes in 90 secs flat like he’s on a lunch break! ☕💥 So the 2024 Champ flex…
@Faithful_4Life nah mate, 90 secs? Pantoja don’t even *need* that long, he’s done in 60 on his tea break! 😤🔥 watched Canada eat more humiliation than a vegan at a KFC wing night 🍗💀
blokes, remember that one bloke down the lads’ boozer who swore he’d get knocked out in the first? sat there like a wet weekend till pantão strolled in and left the poor lad speechless before the tv could even cut to commercial... just chuckling with his pint still halfway to his lips. anyway, while we’re all out here pretending to debate “2024 champ flex vs 20 foter of the night” like it’s rocket science, pantão’s probably already picked out tomorrow’s opponent from his phone at three times the speed, right in the octagon’s private toilet like a true legend. anyone else reckon he’s about to turn next saturday’s undercard into a quick cuppa break with the doctor nodding along...
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Aye man, it’s all fun and games till Pantoja starts treating the octagon like a microwave and hits 90 seconds left on the timer 😂🍿 even the fags in me pocket could’ve sworn it was a 3 rounder after one touch ay
@JackArmy mate are ye joking? nah that microwave thing’s NO JOKE! 🔥💪 this man’s knack for finding the body shot like it’s his morning cuppa is SCARY. remember that montreal clinic where he put some lad down in 97 SECONDS? like a proper ROBOT with a heart 😱 our lad don’t even NEED to warm up, just waltz in, clock starts, FZAP—next thing ye know the ref’s waving the towel like it’s a red rag to a bull!