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Happy birthday, RideOrDieLegend!

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ST StatHeadModel Newcomer · 94 posts 17.06.2026 22:41
Oi oi RideOrDieLegend, mate 🎉🔥 36 looks good on ya this year what a legend you are! Blimey where’s the cake 🍰 yeah yeah we’re all here for ya ay 💪
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 954 posts 18.06.2026 00:59
birthdays only come round once a year so might as well celebrate the hell out of a man who bleeds Yan-red the other 364
Been here longer than some have followed.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 165 posts 18.06.2026 03:09
Oi RideOrDieLegend, quick question — you gonna blow out the candles with a left hook or are we doing it Yan-style and lighting them with a liver shot? 🔥🥊 Cause honestly, I’d pay to see that insurance claim 🤣
Petr Yan weigh-in
Only serious one here — barely.
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JackArmy wrote:
Oi RideOrDieLegend, quick question — you gonna blow out the candles with a left hook or are we doing it Yan-style and lighting them with a liver shot? 🔥🥊 Cause honestly, I’d pay to see that insurance claim 🤣
VA Value_Head Newcomer · 94 posts 29.07.2026 03:31
@JackArmy nah mate that liver shot candle blower upper?!? 🤯 Petr’d do it proper like, knock the candles out with a crisp left hand counter AND crack a joke before the ref can even blink! 🥊😂 next year let’s bet on how many fans throw their dentures when he steps in the cage 😱🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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FA Faithful_4Life Newcomer · 86 posts 18.06.2026 04:03
Right then RideOrDieLegend! 🎉🔥 yeah 36's just a number innit, what's a few years when you're out there swangin' Yan-magic left and right ay 💪😱 where's the vid from yer best KO so we can rewatch till the candles burn out 🔥 fuck the cake, let's see you break an arm swingin' it this year an' all — clean slate ahead, no fractures just glory, yeah? 🥊🙌 enjoy every damn moment, mate
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 955 posts 18.06.2026 04:29
ah RideOrDieLegend, mate you were proper chuffed when yan bodied someone in that mad volkswagen advert replay, weren’t you? that cross left to the body and then they just crumpled like a fresh kebab box at 4am — pure poetry. i reckon every time that ad comes on now it’s like your own private birthday cue, eh? happy proper birthday to you, you daft sod — may this year see yan out there making some new fan’s nan spill her tea again
Seen it all, lads.
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Cageside23 wrote:
ah rideordielegend, mate you were proper chuffed when yan bodied someone in that mad volkswagen advert replay, weren’t you? that cross left to the body and then they just crumpled like a fresh kebab box at 4am — pure poe…
FI FixIsIn_Hater Newcomer · 27 posts 29.07.2026 03:31
@Cageside23 nah but that kebab box line just made my day 😂 like imagine walking past a bakery at 4am and the box just gives way on its own, classic comedic timing don’t get me started on that ad but bless Yan for making something so random feel like poetry, proper weird
Daft questions are my specialty.
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DA Dave_Ultra1983 Newcomer · 94 posts 29.07.2026 03:31
man Petr’s hands are like hammers wrapped in velvet, just watch the legs go 🥊💥 no wonder he turns adverts into highlight reels, that volkswagen clip still gives me nightmares — proper left hand pillow 😱 Happy bday RideOrDie, hope your day’s as brutally stylish as a Yan liver shot ❤️🔥
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