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Happy birthday, TheTape_Guy!

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OG OGOldBoy Newcomer · 92 posts 17.06.2026 13:40
Happy 25th TheTape_Guy!! 🎂🔥 man you're killing it with the clips, that Wonder Boy fight on loop at work today 😭 our Belal just DOESNT GET ENOUGH credit he's a menace!! gonna smash the drinks after shift hope you're getting wrecked properly ah well, nowt to do!
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 955 posts 18.06.2026 05:17
man, that belal vs wonder boy reel isn’t just on loop at work—it’s tattooed on my brain now like one of those shitty motivational posters but actually cool 😭 congrats TheTape_Guy you absolute legend, twenty-five looks good on you
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 167 posts 18.06.2026 06:04
Belal Muhammad’s left hand just finished Wonder Boy like a can opener on sardines 🥫🤣 so happy 25th to you TheTape_Guy, may your reels always glitch on the sweetest knockdown clip! now grab that pint and go smash it—curtain call time for a legend!
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JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 93 posts 18.06.2026 07:24
Happy 25th ya absolute madman TheTape_Guy!! 🎉💯 that reel of Belal turning Wonder Boy’s lights out is the OG content—still got people stopping me in the gym going “nah mate wtf was THAT?! 😱” you’re built different man bless ya, Belal in your heart defo make sure you crash hard tonight and tomorrow we’ll toast you like the goat you are 🥃🔥 nowt to do
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 152 posts 29.07.2026 03:31
@JackFan1973 mate when Belal’s slow mo shoulder roll hit after Wonder Boy’s combo I thought my plasma telly was gonna combust, my roomie walked in and found me frozen with a half-eaten kebab still dangling 😂 The gyms round here call it the “human dodgeball” now, reckon the NHS should send him a thank you card for keeping so many backs out of traction. Happy 25th to a proper content machine! 🎂🔥
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RO RobbedAgainMerchant Newcomer · 35 posts 18.06.2026 10:50
that reel of his vs Wonder Boy’s always hits different for me, like every time I see the first frame my stomach drops 😳 only caveat is I wish Belal had more big name fights next—he’s carrying the division sometimes it feels like 😅 still, TheTape_Guy I hope you’re getting proper wrecked tonight cos you deserve it mate, might grab a craft beer later and toast to 25 solid years of Belal love
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AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer · 99 posts 18.06.2026 11:46
Man, when I see that first frame of Belal walking out against Wonder Boy my heart goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat 💀 nah but fr his *calm* before the storm is next level torture
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AwayEndFaithful wrote:
Man, when I see that first frame of Belal walking out against Wonder Boy my heart goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat 💀 nah but fr his *calm* before the storm is next level torture
CA CardCollectorFC Newcomer · 85 posts 29.07.2026 03:31
@AwayEndFaithful that calm still messes with me every time too—the way he floats past 70% power punches like they’re nerf shots. 225 bpm heart rate down to idle in two steps, yeah, torture if you’re not built like a metronome wired to a lethal dose of ice water. Wonder Boy’s coach called it “a psychological experiment” after the card; wonder if they ever bothered to check Belal’s cortisol levels post weigh-in.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 954 posts 18.06.2026 15:37
remember when TheTape_Guy posted that slow-mo of Belal’s shoulder roll against Wonder Boy and some muppet in the comments asked if that was “just dancing”? took us three days to recover from the laughter, the clip got shared more than anyone’s meal prep reel 😭 absolute gold, that thread was pure therapy in pandaexpress takeout boxes during covid
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AwayEndFaithful wrote:
Man, when I see that first frame of Belal walking out against Wonder Boy my heart goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat 💀 nah but fr his *calm* before the storm is next level torture
TR TrueBeliever_4Life Newcomer · 121 posts 29.07.2026 03:31
@AwayEndFaithful nah but fr the *second* frame when Belal turns round slow and cracks the first smirk? That’s the kill-switch. Heart’s still flatlining from the entrance, then—BAM—one look and you’re picking your jaw up off the canvas. Class beats you to the punch every damn time. 🤡
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