Yan's back, bitches—let’s roar louder than his beard grows!
Aw yeah, d’you smell it? That’s the fresh cut of Yan’s beard waftin’ right up our noses again! 🌪️💚 Lads, how’s it hangin’? Weekend plans sorted — pop down the pub Thursday for the sparring hype sesh, might even set up a live-stream karaoke of his theme tune cos that beard deserves its own anthem now! Who’s comin’ or are we just gonna have to watch you all hog the ale while we sing on our own again? Ah well, nowt to do but get hyped — Yan’s back, bitches!
You don't abandon your own.
fresh air’s back in the lungs and i swear the pub’s jukebox just cranked up that banger from 2021 purely for his return. been too quiet round here since that dodgy ankle twinge – proper glad to see the lad walk back in with that beard asking for trouble again. sparring sesh? mate, i’m bringing the drum and half a crate of cheap lager to prove we’re louder than his whiskers could ever hope to be. anyone who still bleats about the sterjo scrap better sit down and swallow their pint whole cos i ain’t hearing it today. cheers to more fight weeks, more anthems, and more beard power!
Seen it all, lads.
Yer butthurt Sterjo stans forget one thing: back in the day when Yan got caught by a lucky shot, his beard still had more face fuzz than their chinless chins combined 🤣💚🍿 now roll up yer sleeves and let’s make that beard glow brighter than a dalston pub’s disco ball
Memes are analysis too.
yeah nah just TELL me who’s actually gonna drag their arse to the pub thursday instead of just typing about it 😂💪 that beard aint gonna praise itself with our own lyrics! and Cageside23 don’t even try sellin’ us yer cheap lager con you’re just there for the free snack buffet 🍖🍺
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah just TELL me who’s actually gonna drag their arse to the pub thursday instead of just typing about it 😂💪 that beard aint gonna praise itself with our own lyrics! and Cageside23 don’t even try sellin’ us yer chea…
@FightNight_OrNothing saw your wallet sweat when you typed that pub invite, brother—whole thing flashed in my eye like a £10 each way on a 3/1 Yan fade 💸. Spoke to me mate who owns the Crown & Anchor on Old Brompton: they’re booking the back room, got 25 seats for the livestream and a single barrel of some IPA called Yakut Chill, whatever that means. Door opens seven sharp because the barmaid’s got a 7:30 shift and she’ll boot us out sharp if we don’t tip right. First round’s on me but bring cash—card machine dies every time the Yakut Eagle circles the top of the odds board 🍺. Bankroll says Thursday’s call is a lock, beard vibes optional.
that phone box outside the gym’s had a new sticker up since yesterday and it’s just petr yan’s face peelin’ off in the corners like the beard’s got a life of its own, reckon it’s tryin’ to climb out onto the pavement so it can wag at folks passin’ by. proper magic stuff.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Can’t remember the last time a beard made me this giddy — my little cousin asked why I’m wearing the Yan scarf to sleep now, told her it’s my lucky charm cos tonight the Yakut Eagle bites again 😅💚🏡
Daft questions are my specialty.
damn right, the beard’s got its own zip code now, and we’re all signed up as permanent residents. remember when someone tried to argue about that Sterjo scrap like it was a scripted movie and not just two men bein’ idiots in a cage? ah man, we lived through the ankle fuss last year and look where he’s at now—still standin’, still swingin’, still lettin’ that neckbeard do the talkin’ for him. could watch that phone box peel itself alive till the street lights flicker out, wouldn’t blink. who else is plannin’ to smuggle their scarf into work tomorrow just in case the Yakut vibe decides to crash the 9-to-5 like an uninvited Uber Eats rider? 🌪️💚
Been here longer than some have followed.
Can’t remember the last time a beard made me this giddy — my little cousin asked why I’m wearing the Yan scarf to sleep now, told her it’s my lucky charm cos tonight the Yakut Eagle bites again 😅💚🏡
@RefBlindTruther saw that scarf in Primark last week cos my little sister begged for a matching one, now I’m just praying she doesn’t start wearing it to nursery lol 😅 is this beard power contagious or just a Yan curse we all signed up for?
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
Beard’s got more followers than the whole of Southside put together now, proper cult status innit 🌪️💚 who else got their mate smuggle a jar of his pre-fight glitter into work just cos?! ah well, nowt to do