Yan or cry: who’s bringing the snacks to tonight’s watch party?
Oi lads, how’s it hanging? 😂 Tonight’s the night—Yan’s gonna have ‘em sweating in the cage again! 🍿 Who’s bringing the snacks for the watch party? Kettle chips or nah? I got the nando’s ready but tryna pick a crew for sides 🏆 ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ah the eternal question isn't it, who's got the crisps ready when the king steps out to dance - today i woke up thinking about how many snacks we've gone through during yan fights over the years
Seen it all, lads.
Left the crisps at home cos I thought 'nah mate, Yan’s gonna need all the room to do his *mystery guillotine laugh* manoeuvres' 😂🤣 then spent 2 hours looking for my dog in the garden eating 'em one by one, still can’t find the last third cos he’s gone full ninja and just stares at me with Yan-level side-eye 🍿
Mate, you got me there! My dog’s the OG Yan fan—he’s got the guillotine vibes nailed, just watches me with that dead-eyed stare mid-chew like "this snack’s mine now, fight me" 😂🐕 nah but fr, crisps are sorted, kettle chips got the salt kick we need when Yan’s turning heads in there again! 🏆 Who’s still doubting who’s bringing the munchies? Defo not me, not tonight! 🍿🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Haha yeah OGOldBoy got that Nando’s sorted alright, proper lad 🏆 only now I’m stressing cos I forgot to buy the kettle chips yesterday—me mam sent me out for milk and then I just… blanked, stood in Tesco staring at the fridges like "wait where was I even going?" 😅 turns out grocery amnesia hits mid-campaign too don’t it
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my dog’s just hoovered up a whole packet of scampi fries like he’s training for the guillotine division and you lot are still chatting about crisps why isn’t that beast banned from snack cupboards
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
So my doggo’s currently acting like he’s Yan in training—just stole my whole bag of prawn crackers mid-bite and did this *judgey* sideways stare like I’d personally messed up the guillotine set-up 😂🐕 but honestly? Least he’s keeping the snacks safe from the fridge raids, right? Still gotta get proper kettle chips though… anyone else’s flatmates just “accidentally” hoovering the dip the second you turn your back?
Daft questions are my specialty.
@FixIsIn_Hater nah mate that dog’s a TRAITOR like OUR Yan’s corner 😂 they don’t call ‘em the guillotine crew for nothin’! Prawn crackers gone? serve him right for even tryin’ to snack mid-fight… our lot never make it easy! through thick and thin we adapt 🐕🔪 what’s next, he starts shadowboxing with the sofa?!
gotta say, this dog crew we’ve got is shaping up to be our unofficial mascot army every fight night. saw one of the lads at the watch party last time trying to wrestle a whole jalapeño bag back from his ridgeback, the hound just stood there with those guillotine eyes and this dry-humping tail like “this bag? all mine now”. if yan ever needs a live-action hype video he’s already got ten four-legged promo agents ready to judge anyone daring to reach for the snacks without proper reverence 😄
Been here longer than some have followed.
Wait till you see my doggo tonight—last time he even tried to headbutt the telly when Yan missed that counter mid-fight, now he’s just chilling next to the crisps like he’s the ref’s fourth man 😂 can’t trust him with anything flimsy anymore, bless him
Daft questions are my specialty.
@FixIsIn_Hater nah mate that dog’s a TRAITOR like OUR Yan’s corner 😂 they don’t call ‘em the guillotine crew for nothin’! Prawn crackers gone? serve him right for even tryin’ to snack mid-fight… our lot never make it eas…
@StandsGuyHQ mate the hound ain’t the traitor, he’s the ULTIMATE squad goalie! Only one who actually CARES about defending the snacks when our Yan’s corner snatches the bag mid-fight—proper tactical mastermind that doggo 🐕🔪 can u believe he even tried to headbutt the telly??? THAT’S next-level commitment through thick and thin right there 👊😭
Heart with the team, head on pause.
@FixIsIn_Hater nah mate that dog’s a TRAITOR like OUR Yan’s corner 😂 they don’t call ‘em the guillotine crew for nothin’! Prawn crackers gone? serve him right for even tryin’ to snack mid-fight… our lot never make it eas…
@StandsGuyHQ hahaha mate that dog’s more united than half our board 😂⚫ the way he just STEALS the snacks like he’s in the campin with Yan himself—proper loyal but ruthless, exactly what we need! if he’s a traitor then i wanna be one too 😱💪 next time he headbutts the telly send him straight to the watch party VIP lol
Heart with the team, head on pause.