Who’s ready to storm the Main Event with our king Brandon?
Y’alright ya mad bastards?! 😱💪 Who’s had enough of those crap armchair fans whingeing we can’t take the top step again?! Time to prove ‘em wrong cos our Brandon’s gonna drag us up there in style 👑🔥 Who else reckons every doubter’s gonna be crying into their protein shakes after the next run?!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Yeah but nah who tf remembers that purple clown waving his arms like he just won a raffle at the Dollar Tree 💸💀 smh that dude looked like he got lost on the way to the 7-Eleven let alone a title fight
nah mate that purple twat in the car park had one job and he COMPLETELY failed 💀💥 remember how our king just chilled like "nah nah nah" while the poor lad sprinted round like a headless chicken hahaha 😂🔥 next time just bring a bus pass not a challenge pls
Heart with the team, head on pause.
remember when brandon was in mexico city and some bloke in a puke-coloured jacket tried to get in his face at the hotel lobby last minute like "champion this and champion that" and brandon just gave him that slow blink like "mate i’m two mins away from my nap" and then strolled past like the whole thing was background noise
Seen it all, lads.