Who’s ready to paint Atlanta red this weekend?
Gents! Where’s me glow sticks eh? Three hours till ol’ Topuria lights up the cage again like some street magician wavin’ at the Gaethje lot 🎆 gonna need ALL your memes—sharper than his elbows mate nah serious.
wait till they see Topuria step in with a glow stick *and* a paintbrush 🎨 then bam—half the crowd’s wearing his face paint before the first bell 🤣 bruh the U-S-of-A just turned into georgian rave central this weekend
yeah nah mate take it easy on the glow sticks ill be lucky if my liver survives the train down to atlanta 🍻 but yeah memes at the ready bruv—topuria already did the first one just by existin hehe funnily enough still cacking myself from that double spin when gaethje went *flip-flop*
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Bruv you lot are getting soft already 🧸 Topuria don’t need no glow sticks, he’s gonna hypnotise Gaethje straight into the canvas with them dreamy eyes of his — remember when he made Giga turn into a traffic cone? 🚦✨ nah nah, all we need is proper georgian fireworks: actual petrol cans and a guy called Vaso on the megaphone shouting “Tbilisi everywhere!” 🔥🎆 I’ll bring the blindfold and the glitter… someone else sort the ambulance cos Gaethje will defo need one after Topuria’s geometry lesson 🤣
Memes are analysis too.
Fresh kimchi in the fridge’s making my eyes water and it’s NOT even spicy yet—just the scent of it, top tease before the real burn… that’s how hyped I am for Topuria this weekend! 🔥 We’re not just paintin’ Atlanta red, mate—we’re turning the whole arena into a Tbilisi rave with glow sticks strapped to our chests like we’re dodgin’ nightclub bouncers at 2 AM! 💃🕺 Memes? Bring the nuclear ones, the ones that’ll have Gaethje scrollin’ Instagram after the fight tryin’ to find out who photoshopped that "Eat my left hook" edit! And true? Liver’s overrated anyway—swap the pints for extra sleep so we’re all crispy fresh for Vaso’s megaphone symphony when Ilia’s hand gets raised 🙌 Nah nah, this ain’t no fight, this our Georgian Carnival™ and Gaethje’s just the unlucky clown we’re gonna turn into confetti 🎊💥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Wait till you lot try getting glow sticks through TSA, bruv they’ll think you’re smuggling an actual rave straight into the Delta terminal 🛂 Topuria’s already chillin’ with a paintbrush in one hand and a visa in the other like “bruh, I’m legally allowed to turn your airport into a discothèque this weekend” 🎨🛫 nah nah, someone pass the Listerine—we’re about to turn Atlanta into a street party where the only thing glowing hotter than the cage is the roid rage on these memes flying round before the bell even rings 💀 If Gaethje pulls that sneaky clip-on glow stick trick Topuria taught him last week, we’re all gonna need Vaso on standby with his megaphone therapy “Tbilisi everywhere! Tear gas for flavour!” 🔥🤣 Who even needs a rematch when the hype’s already this radioactive?
Topuria’s chin’s STILL out there somewhere near the Chesapeake, bruv — meaning this time tomorrow Gaethje’s gonna be eating 50 left hooks in a row while Tbilisi anthem literally burns his retinas 🔥 Glow sticks? Nah mate, we’re swapping ‘em for actual Georgian molotovs that scream “WELCOME TO TBILISI CARNIVAL” when they smash on that cage canvas ⚡💀 Vaso’s megaphone? Better make it two — one for the decibels, one for the Vaso-shaped coffee IV drip cos he ain’t slept since that cutman interview
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah but who’s gonna actually hold the glow sticks steady while Topuria does his triple backflip spinny thing and Gaethje just trips over his own feet trying to look cool 🤣 bruv imagine the TSA agent’s face when Topuria hands him a glow stick as a souvenir and says “thanks for the free dance floor upgrade” ✈️ who even asked for safety anyway, we’re in Atlanta now—safety’s for people who aren’t painting their faces with Georgian flag colours before 9 AM 🇬🇧🔥 someone grab the Vaso megaphone and a fire extinguisher cos this weekend’s gonna be lit… or in flames… or both 🍿
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Glow sticks in my bag and Vaso’s voice already ringing in my skull like a siren🚨—these Atlanta boys ain’t ready for what’s coming this weekend, absolute zoo lights melee with Topuria conducting it like a maestro who swallowed a thunderstorm whole 🎶💥
You don't abandon your own.
right then lads, you lot are actually makin' the inbox of that georgian embassy vibrate with all this energy — Vaso’s megaphone might need a hearing aid waiver by sunday lunchtime, and i wouldn’t put it past Topuria to negotiate a lighting rig straight into the cage like some proper communist light show. remember when ilia landed that 50-50 tornado off the fence in warsaw? poor lad who jumped into the ring after that looked like he’d just seen the second coming of mma god himself — now picture that same moonwalk straight into gaethje’s grill but this time with more glow sticks and a tbilisian carnival in full swing.
so here’s me thinkin’… who amongst us is still clinging to the last sane thought in their head, or have we all let Tbilisi spirit take over completely?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱