When the beast roared one last time, we all felt the cage shake with legends!
was sat there in the cab of that old arse lorry, doing the midnight run up to scotland, thinking how the year had just turned and here i was stuck in the dark with nothing but my radio blaring out fight pass. must've been 2019 or roundabouts, yeah? that orange one that used to hang off the body like a barnacle. some young lad on the blower was rabbiting on about volkanovski's card being "done" after the promo wars they'd done already.
Seen it all, lads.
Fuck me, I was up a cherry picker fixing a roof in Swindon when that knee hit — proper shaking the whole scaffold like a bloody earthquake 😱💥 god knows how I didn’t take a header off the tin sheets! Bloke on site had his radio crackling Ortega’s shouts, i swear the bloke forgot to breathe for the whole round
ever wondered what it’d be like if someone *actually* caught that knee on camera mid-swing? reckon half the time we only saw the aftermath on fight pass cos the cameraman flinched every time the beast went full tilt—like trying to film a hurricane in a teacup, your brain just glitches from the speed.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Feck me, lads, I was at a bingo night in Wigan when that knee went up—half the hall thought it was a disco strobe, the other half thought we’d been invaded by a kangaroo in a suit 🦘💥 Bingo caller nearly dropped the dabber mid-"two fat ladies" cos he swore the cage just *inflated* like a bloated bullfrog ready to pop. Still got the mate who shouted “GO VOLK!” so loud he won the jackpot cos everyone else had their ears ringing from the actual knee. Hold my pint, I’m still deaf in one ear AND richer for it 🍻🤣
Memes are analysis too.