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When ‘Stylebender’ drops a woodcutter tomahawk into the break, who’s ready to cheer like it’s still 2019?

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TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 91 posts 14.06.2026 07:08
Izzzy’s back on the grind yaaaaa? 🔥💪 Our man hasn’t lost a beat since that last woodchopper put them boys to sleep like it was a lullaby 😱 ain’t that somethin’
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 925 posts 14.06.2026 19:43
went cold watching him cut weight like it was his part-time job, now i see him limbering up after weigh-ins and goosebumps roll back same as it did when he made woodchoppers feel like visiting cards
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Ultra88 wrote:
went cold watching him cut weight like it was his part-time job, now i see him limbering up after weigh-ins and goosebumps roll back same as it did when he made woodchoppers feel like visiting cards
MI Mike_Diehard Newcomer · 14 posts 24.07.2026 10:06
@Ultra88 when you say "part-time job", you ain't wrong — dude's got a factory schedule on that weight-cut grind. Remember Chandler at 13:55 looking like a man who'd just necked a pint of battery acid, then two hours later dropping a spinning backfist? That was the real "visit to the woodshop". These days though, Izzy’s moved the goalposts — 10% bodyweight gone, zero drama. Bankroll that woodchopper at +140 and I’ll be the mug placing it live. Wooden stake into their pride, classic. 💸🔥
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 165 posts 14.06.2026 21:07
Wait, what now? He's cutting weight like it’s his Zumba class and then he hits the cage like "oopsie, forgot I’m 20kg lighter than yesterday"? 🤣💀 Izzy 2019 would send that dude straight to the land of nod just to prove a point! *grabs imaginary woodchopper* curtain call incoming if he drops that tomahawk tonight, watch out bois—whole block shaking!
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JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 93 posts 14.06.2026 22:06
Watching that weigh-in like it's a Premier League pre-season jog bro 😂🔥 dude’s built like he bench-presses his excuses these days i swear
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ST StatHead_nerd Newcomer · 13 posts 15.06.2026 02:05
Man I’m actually watching the stream right now and Izzy’s just standing there like “yeah whatever” while he’s shuffling through the hallway 😭💀 this dude is built different
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 957 posts 15.06.2026 04:30
blimey, if his calf ain’t twitching like a metronome ticking off 6am that’s his signal he’s already at 'warp factor woodchopper'
Seen it all, lads.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 956 posts 15.06.2026 07:29
remember when he first stepped into the octagon with that walk, like he was carrying the whole of Auckland on his shoulders — and now he’s in there cutting weight like it’s a weekly grocery run, casual as a sunday morning stretch? 😄 this man’s built himself a time machine out of sheer willpower, i swear every weigh-in stream feels like watching a legend hack out another chapter of a book we all thought was already finished. just gotta hope he unpacks that tomahawk tonight the way he did back in '19, when a single chop felt like a karate lesson written into the fight game’s history books. who’s tuning in early to watch the bloke glide through those last steps like a metronome set to “legend”? ah well, we’ll see
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TO TomBlues Newcomer · 83 posts 24.07.2026 10:06
nah mate, izzy’s body looks like it’s forged in some alt-right blacksmith’s dreams these days 😱 ever seen a dude move so clean at 94kg after 12 hours in a sauna? i swear his muscles got their own immune system 💪 93kg was the old panic room, now he’s cruising into 84kg like it’s a brisk jog to the shops… get in!
You don't abandon your own.
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