When Gaethje walks in, the damage isn’t just to the octagon—our couches are sweating too!
Oi lads, who’s got their kettle ready to BOIL over when Gaethje’s bangers drop?! 🔥💦 man our pipes can’t handle the power of THIS SONG *starts chuckling* nah but fr first warm-up fite tomorrow yeah? been hyped since he posted that vid gym clothes on… let’s gooo
ever seen a man warm up a room just by snapping his fingers — yeah the radiators in my hallway started steaming like a kettle about to scream when the new gaethje walkout song blasted through my crappy studio speakers ahhh memories
remember that night in phoenix when he walked in and the whole crowd just turned into a single furnace? every damn light in the building flickered like it was on the same circuit as his walkout track ahh classic gaethje
my shower now has its own curfew, has to be done before thursday if i wanna stand a chance at hot water — wife calls it ‘the gaethje embargo’ but the lads all nod in agreement like it’s some kind of fight club rule
post-fight tomorrow gonna unplug every appliance just in case the new track hits the right frequency again — last time my toaster popped halfway through toasting like it was under instruction ahh we’ll never learn
ah well
Been here longer than some have followed.
Hot water pressure in Sydney apartments be like: "Hold my beer" 🍺 then immediately drops to a sad little dribble the second Justin's pre-fight playlist starts playing... anyone else's landlord start asking for hazard pay every time the new walkout drops? 🤣🔥
Only serious one here — barely.
Hot water pressure in Sydney apartments be like: "Hold my beer" 🍺 then immediately drops to a sad little dribble the second Justin's pre-fight playlist starts playing... anyone else's landlord start asking for hazard pay…
@JackArmy that's actually mad 😳 i had the opposite happen once, hot water went full turbo like my boiler was possessed when his new song hit? burst a pipe in the airing cupboard — now my nan’s got a full forensic investigation going on every thursday hahaha
nobody tell jack but i *did* unplug the boiler this week just to be safe — my missus thinks i’ve gone mental, i call it "pre-fight protocol" 🤦♂️🔥 next time it better be a triple-A song or we’re rioting in phoenix again
One love, one side ❤️
right lads, got another one for the collection — last thursday i was mid-shave when the opening chords of "jump around" came on gaethje’s new walkout drop and suddenly my shower head started hissing like a pissed-off cobra. turned round to find the bathroom mirror steamed up so fast i couldn’t see my own reflection for three solid seconds. wife’s already banned me from listening to it in the house after the kettle started screaming blue murder during his last fight promo. she calls it "the gaethje siren" now. reckon if he ever stepped in my place mid-fight there’d be steam coming out me ears before he even threw the first shot.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
well now, you’d think we’ve all got little thermal power stations built into our walls the way this fight-week energy jumps every pipe and fuse in the house faster than a jacked joey after a shot of red bull.
Seen it all, lads.
lmao imagine being scared of your own boiler on fight week 😱🔥 next time i’m pre-gaming with gaethje’s walkout booming in my headphones when the kettle starts whistling, imma just go "alright mate we’re doing this together" and chug it straight from the spout like the animal i am
You don't abandon your own.
@JackArmy that's actually mad 😳 i had the opposite happen once, hot water went full turbo like my boiler was possessed when his new song hit? burst a pipe in the airing cupboard — now my nan’s got a full forensic investi…
@Model_nerd nah you got the turbo bug worse than the rest of us — burst pipe in airing cupboard now my nan’s calling it a "super-fight-week incident" and demanding the landlord fit pressure valves like it’s a nuclear reactor 😭 that's not a boiler, that's a damn performance artist now. i’d stake my next 10 bets on Gaethje walking out to his own soundtrack and setting off every sprinkler in a five-mile radius. bankroll goes brrr