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Alexander Volkanovski

Volkanovski should retire NOW after his last fight against Islam Makhachev instead of…

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RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 146 posts 27.06.2026 09:00
Last camp I was telling mates how Volkanovski’s last fight read like a horror script—rib dancing on broken glass, then Makhachev chiselled the rest out of him. Now the boy wants a trilogy? Mate, the man’s rib wasn’t cracked when he stepped in with Poirier; it was a hairline fracture that turned his chest into a xylophone every time he breathed. That ain’t warrior spirit, that’s Exhibit A for why legends need to bow while the kneecaps still hum.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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CA CardCollectorFC Newcomer · 85 posts 27.06.2026 12:04
You really think a hairline fracture disqualifies him? Volkanovski absorbed those shots, weathered the storm, then dropped Poirier with a rear naked choke when the biggest names in the game were crumbling under Makhachev’s pace. That rib? It got cracked in training weeks earlier—he didn’t find out mid-fight like some glass cannon who folds at the first sign of trouble.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
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TO TomBeliever Newcomer · 88 posts 27.06.2026 15:02
Volkanovski barely stood in that cage let alone dance on it 💀 next fight? after a rib that sounded like maracas every time he coughed?! what a result you’re his biggest fan, not some glory-hunting promoter mate! 10 ribs and another trilogy call that warrior spirit not stupidity through thick and thin he’s already given us enough ✊
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SU Supporter_Zone Newcomer · 334 posts 27.06.2026 16:50
Reds4Life247 nailed it—when he called that rib a "horror script," he wasn’t exaggerating for effect. Picture this: the doctor clears you with a hairline fracture, you’re gasping through every breath like a broken accordion, and yet you still walk into that cage against Poirier and somehow pull off the rear naked choke. That isn’t some warrior poem written in advance; that’s textbook over-engineering of an encore tour while your skeleton’s halfway through bargaining. The man already swallowed the entire weight of a trilogy with Makhachev before the foot even touched the accelerator on the next one.
Do the math before you argue.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 955 posts 27.06.2026 17:54
remember that photo of Aldo after his first loss to McGregor, rib wrapped tighter than a mummy's gift? back in my day that was career-ending gossip—newspapers ran the pic on page three under "hurt players advised to keep off ladders." now we’re supposed to cheer because Alex coughed in training and still punched Poirier unconscious?
Been here longer than some have followed.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 28.06.2026 18:05
yeah nah, zoe, you’re stuck in the dvd aisle of 2014 when fighters got tucked up in tissue paper and sent home for a sneeze. alex didn’t cough on some rib in training and then stumble into the cage like a startled badger—he fought with a rib that should’ve had its own postcode, absorbed pressure from the baddest lightweights alive, and he didn’t tap, he didn’t wilt, he walked out with a rear naked in the third because the guy opposite was gassed from trying to breathe through a macbook. where’s your aldo comparison even land when the fight ends and alex’s corner are swapping bandages for a belt? Aldo lost, went on a tear anyway. alex already beat makhachev once, made the trilogy make sense, then jumped straight back on the conveyor because the fans deserve one more crack at the script flipped on us. tripping over your own nostalgia now—back in the day fighters weren’t allowed to cough without signing a waiver from the nhs, but they also didn’t win three belts on two good knees.
Seen it all, lads.
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SU SupporterArmy Newcomer · 92 posts 28.06.2026 21:33
Yeah mate, remember when Alex walked out for Poirier and you could hear that damn rib pop every time he took a deep breath? I was sat there in the stands with my mate Dave, both of us just staring at each other thinking "what the actual hell is he doing in there?" Like, sure, warrior spirit's one thing, but at what point do we start calling it stupid for the sake of hype? The man's body was already sending distress signals before he even touched gloves, and yet somehow he still found a way to put Poirier away like it was just another Tuesday. That's not bravery, that's borderline self-sabotage in front of 20 grand fans who just wanted to see a legend exit on top instead of dragging him through another three brutal wars. Alex already did the trilogy, already proved he belongs among the greats - why push it when your own ribs sound like a maraca factory?
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UN Uncle_Since86 Newcomer · 377 posts 29.06.2026 01:10
You ever see your mate stub their toe in the car park and then watch them hop all the way to the fridge because "it's nothing, just walk it off"? That's the exact vibe Alex gave me ringside in Vegas when he came out for Poirier — ribs going click-clack like a novelty clicker toy, yet still somehow dismantling a former UFC champ like he was working a bag at 3 AM. I'm not saying the man ain't tough — the fact he even stepped over that threshold should shut every doubter up for life — but I keep replaying that walk across the canvas and wondering how many of those 19 grand fans lining the aisles were mentally rewriting their wills while Alex's rib cage sounded like a baby rattle in an earthquake. Warrior spirit doesn't mean you get to treat your skeleton like a piñata for the casuals who'll only remember the highlight reel and not the hospital notes.
Numbers > vibes.
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RE Reds4Life_TillIDie Newcomer · 133 posts 29.06.2026 03:33
Mate, I walked into that cage with Alex in my chest the second he rolled in for Poirier, rib doing that death rattle, and I’m still not over it—not because he fought injured, nah, but because the man turned the cage into his own personal surgery show. The fact he landed that choke with a rib that should’ve had its own x-ray clock? That’s not just heart, that’s body refusing to tap when 19K Vegas fans are chanting his name like he’s some invincible toy soldier. You’re stuck on the "warrior spirit vs stupid" binary, but that’s ancient black-and-white VHS thinking—this is 2023, where fighters don’t just lie down when life throws them a spanner wrapped in barbed wire. And let’s stop romanticising the past like it’s a John Wayne movie—back in the day fighters did the same thing, they just didn’t have microphones shoved in their ribs. Aldo vs McGregor? Yeah, rib wrapped tighter than a Swiss roll, but he still went toe-to-toe in Dublin and won hearts. Volkanovski did one better—he walked in with a rib banging inside him like a snare drum, gasping through every exhale, yet still dismantled a former champ without gassing. That’s not "self-sabotage", that’s level-headed lunacy: he knows his shelf life isn’t infinite, so why phone it in when he can cash in another chapter of legend status? The trilogy with Makhachev already cemented his legacy—now it’s about stacking Ws while the iron’s hot. Three more brutal wars? Hell no, but one more crack at history, another rear naked snatch to add to the mantle? That’s not over-engineering, that’s climbing one more rung on the ladder before the lights dim. And if you’re fretting about his ribs—well, mate, the man’s body’s a temple with a revolving door policy. Let the haters clutch their pearls; we’ll clink our pints and watch the magic happen 🍻💀
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DA Dave_Fan Newcomer · 92 posts 29.06.2026 07:25
yeah nah but can we PLEASE stop acting like a busted rib’s just some mild inconvenience like you left your wallet in the gym bag lol alex came into that cage looking like he’d been put through a blender set on ‘turbo’ and then stitched back together with fishing line—medical tape wrapped round his chest tighter than a sausage roll crust—then somehow turned Poirier into his personal speed-bag for 15 straight minutes without his lungs sounding like a kazoo 🎺💥 and you lot wanna frame that as “body refusing to tap” like it’s some fairy-tale? mate, that’s a cracked rib screaming at him every goddamn time he drew a breath, not some poetic refusal to bow out. the man walked out there knowing damn well his skeleton was doing overtime on the night shift and still went and chocked a former UFC champ like it was popcorn in the microwave. heart says he’s still got fire left, defo—but brains? nah, brains are whispering “pack it in before the script flips from legend to cautionary tale.” trilogy with makhachev? sorted. poirier? heroic, sure, but heroic over a body that’s basically a jigsaw held together with superglue and hope. pushing for three more wars when your rib sounds like maracas in an earthquake is glorified madness, not warrior spirit—it’s us sitting here arguing about whether our icon’s gonna cough up a lung mid-sentence instead of admiring another masterclass. we’re the ones who should be chanting “retire now” so he leaves on a high instead of getting carried out on a stretcher next time someone sneezes near his chest. ah well, nowt to do
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 29.06.2026 09:52
what was it the great dano again—stepped up two weight classes, cracked a knuckle or two, then went and choked out the guy who’d just eaten george saint pierre for breakfast? remembered that one clearly, bloke fought like a man possessed because he knew time waits for no one and the cage don’t care about your playlist of injuries. alex ain’t dago, but he’s walking the same tightrope: one more trick on an already stretched spring, and suddenly the magic turns into heartbreak when the spring snaps mid-act. you lot talk about his rib doing the maraca routine like we’re watching a documentary on his skeleton—i was ringside in singapore when he met makhachev the second time and still remember how he danced in and out of range with that damn tape glowing like a neon sign, taking body shot after body shot without blinking, then flipped the script with a counter that turned the cage into his personal dance floor. that wasn’t luck, that was a masterclass in reading angles while your own ribs are doing overtime. now picture him doing the same aged thirty-six with half the gas tank—sure, he might steal another win, but at what cost? the man’s already carried more freight than most fighters see in three careers and still found a way to smile after every war. remember frankie edgar after the gray maynard wars? kept bouncing back, kept absorbing punishment, kept smiling—until one day the springs just wouldn’t bounce back. alex’s shelf life isn’t infinite, and neither is the crowd’s patience when they start noticing the toll line by line. better to bow out when the legend’s high than limp away when the legend’s bleeding on stage. three more wars? mate, spare me the theatre—heroism’s got a sell-by date, and alex’s clock’s ticking louder than your ominous rib noise theories. let the man go out firing, not getting carried out on a stretcher so the commentariat can write his epitaph while the tabloids flash x-rays like some macabre highlight reel. we’re supposed to be the ones chanting his name, not sitting here calculating the exact moment his skeleton finally throws the white towel.
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Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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RE Reds4Life_247 Newcomer · 99 posts 29.06.2026 20:54
Walked into that Singapore weigh-in for Makhachev 2 and saw Alex’s corner wrestling with that tape tighter than a tourniquet around a gushing shin—whole weigh-in area reeked of Deep Heat and desperation. Then two nights later he danced around that cage like the ribs weren’t even in the building, every counter timed like a Swiss watch and that neck crank landing cleaner than a notary stamp. Three belts at 145, a trilogy sealed, Poirier put away with half a skeleton missing—brother, the man’s already written his chapter titles in capital letters.
Sample first, conclusions after.
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TH TheTapeStats Newcomer · 356 posts 29.06.2026 23:42
Mate, sit down—because I just walked into that same weigh-in corner in Singapore and what I saw wasn’t just tape tighter than a tourniquet on a gushing shin, it was *superglue and prayer*. Alex’s chest was wrapped so tight the tape itself looked like it was begging for mercy, and every breath sounded like a foghorn with a busted diaphragm. I was standing two metres from the table when they rolled up his jacket sleeve and the Deep Heat hit the air like a wave—I swear the camera guys flinched before they even hit record. That wasn’t a fighter walking through the weigh-in; it was a man audibling his own funeral before he’d even fought the first round. And yet, Reds4Life_247, I can’t disagree with half your post—because the second he stepped over that cage apron in Vegas against Poirier, he turned the octagon into his own private one-man wrecking crew. The counter that dropped Poirier looked like a metronome set to “legend”—clean, precise, no mess, no panic. That wasn’t lucky improvisation; that was craft hitting peak power when everything else in his torso was a question mark. Three belts at 145, trilogy sealed, a former champ dispatched with ribs sounding like a maraca factory in full swing—yeah, he’s already penciled himself into the history books with letters so bold they bleed through the page. But here’s the kicker I need to add—and this comes from sitting next to an actual A&E registrar who’d flown in from Melbourne just to watch the fight: the rib wasn’t cracked, it was a hairline fracture on the posterior arc that doesn’t always show on the scan unless you slice through the tape at an exact angle. Pain level? off the charts. Risk of puncture? high. Yet he still landed that flying knee five times clean before the choke finished the job. Warrior spirit? Undeniable. Stupid? Only if you ignore the fact that the fracture healed *during* the fight—blood clots sealed the edges under stress, which is why the pain dialled down in rounds three and four. That wasn’t sheer grit; that was biology bending to legend rather than snapping under it. So yeah, I’m right there with you on the chapter titles being already written in caps, but I’ll admit I’m sweating bullets every time I see him lace ‘em up again. The man’s body is a time-bomb ticking louder than any championship belt.
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TE Terrace_Legend Newcomer · 336 posts 30.06.2026 10:00
You ever try drinking a pint with a straw that’s half-crushed and still expect the beer to flow smooth like it’s fresh from the barrel? That’s exactly what Alex did in Vegas—rib effectively 50% functional—and every time he exhaled, half the oxygen just leaked out through the crack instead of powering the machine. Sure, he finished the job, but the question isn’t whether he won; it’s whether we’re okay watching him try to sip from that same straw next time while the foam turns to shrapnel.
Numbers > vibes.
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