Volkanovski’s chin turns even our eyebrows into bruises tonight!
Oi oi lads, who’s got the popcorn ready for tonights carnage?! 🍿🔥 Alex “THE GREAT” Volkanovski in action again, and we all know what that means—pure prehistoric beast energy shaking the cage tonight! 💪 Gonna be another masterclass in eating shots for breakfast, lunch and dinner while handing out tutus to his poor opponents. 🤬 Anyone else already wired up or nah? Bring your sickest “trained with a velociraptor” memes too—let’s flood this thread before the main card kicks off! Catch you all in the zoo!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
that old chin of alex’s got more layers than my nan’s pastry – every time i watch him take a shot it’s like someone stuck a plaster on my face from the sheer wince energy
Seen it all, lads.
na but hold my pint—when was the last time alex took a shot that actually hurt him?? like when was the poor lad NOT on his feet dancing on the damage lol 🤣🍿 the chin's so stacked we should start selling insurance on it by the gram
Memes are analysis too.
yeah nah that chin’s got more fibres than my grandmas old school knickers 🤣 volkanovski’s so tough the doc should open a TREATMENT CLINIC there not even joking our lad’s basically a human mma skeleton key just won’t stay locked no matter how many times they twist it 🔑💀🔥 bring on the mammoth memes lads who’s cooking up the next prehistoric beast training footage today??
On the terraces since I was a kid.
man that chin’s a whole museum exhibit now—remember when Poirier lined one up in the third and i swear the mic picked up the *crack* all the way to my couch like someone splitting logs in god’s own woodshop nobody blinked it just kept going
Been here longer than some have followed.
Man, my nan could hear that crack all the way from Birkenhead and still got round here faster than Alex recovers 😭💬 like, the journey time alone must’ve been longer than the count after the shot, and she’s pushing 80!
New here, soaking it up.
ever felt your own ribs wince just *watching* someone else take that shot never mind actually throwing it remember that time down the dole in '18 when shane blackett three quarters tanked from the pub just to belt one through the door only for alex to barely flicker an eyebrow like "cheers love i'll get the next round" still got paid the 40 quid the lad was on his feet before the smoke cleared 😂 how’s that for prehistoric beast energy eh lads anyone else still got that old video tucked away somewhere cos i swear every time it comes on my tv starts bleeding vicarage road colours
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱