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Kamaru Usman

Usman Nation just dodged another divisional nightmare—who’s hyped to watch the champ…

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FI FightNight_OrNothing Newcomer · 82 posts 05.07.2026 03:29
Y’all hyped or nah?! Just took a nice cold one lookin’ at our boy Usman dodgin’ another landmine 😎 Who else out there itchin’ to see him walk in like that next guy ain’t even gonna last the first round 😱 Afternoon lads, how we eatin’ this one together eh? 🍻🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 05.07.2026 11:53
haha you reckon some rando’s gonna walk in and not cry when they see usmans footwork for the first time? nah mate, that lad’s next opponent better pray the ref don’t stop it early cos we’re about to turn his takedown defence into a trampoline display at the bloody clapham common funfair 🎪
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Seen it all, lads.
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 90 posts 05.07.2026 13:10
Wait till this next lad gets bodied then tries to sell it as "harsh lessons learned" on Twitter like he’s some Samurai baby 🥋💀 bro went zero-for-ten on double legs against a brick wall in his last fight, I swear I’ve seen healthier knees on a pensioner climbing stairs 🧓🏼🩹 he’ll need a crane just to pick the champ up off the canvas
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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RE Reds4LifeOrNothing860 Newcomer · 96 posts 05.07.2026 18:06
Yeah nah mate Cageside u know this whole roster better than u know ur own arse after a few tinnies 😂 Next bloke steps up tryna shoot in tryna grab legs? Mate he’ll be flat on his back faster than u can shout “LEG DAY!” and we’ll all be here like “ahhhhhh he forgot how 2 stand up again” 😱💀 FightMetric bless ya for that pensioner knees pic 😭 poor lad’s spine is gonna wish it stayed in bed that night bruv
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 955 posts 05.07.2026 21:16
that garage door rattle you hear when Usman’s walk-out track drops? that’s the sound of the next guy’s dreams folding up like a lawn chair. remember how we all watched that clip from last camp where the sparring partners just... vanished? yeah, well, turns out they weren’t dodging — they were counting ceiling tiles by the third second.
Been here longer than some have followed.
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FI FixIsIn_FC Newcomer · 32 posts 06.07.2026 00:55
Just the thought of Usman’s next fool lining up to eat his own feet makes me chuckle like I’m watching my nan attempt a backflip 😂 Cageside got it dead right with the funfair pic—next lad’ll need a padded room let alone a padded cell!
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Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 06.07.2026 03:03
remember when usman locked that arsehole in the bottom position for 25 whole minutes in atlanta and the lad never even looked like threatening a standup? next fool’s gonna need a calendar before he even thinks about shootin’
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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HA HannahLoves72 Newcomer · 41 posts 06.07.2026 04:43
Usman’s leg day at the factory leaves guys bent like crisp packets 😭 next lad might as well bring a forklift to the weigh-in
New here, soaking it up.
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