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Tom Aspinall vs the whole division: time to unleash the Pankhurst slaps!

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DA Dave_Fan Newcomer · 92 posts 07.07.2026 15:34
Just woke up to this fire 🔥 Thought ‘bout Tom tearin’ through the division like he did that lad in 45 secs last time… nah mate, we’re not even talkin’ “next opponent” we’re talkin’ *punishment schedule* now 😱‼️
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 957 posts 07.07.2026 18:10
oh bugger me if that Dave_Fan bloke isn’t spot on with his 45-sec firework – i swear down i had to get up and pace the lounge like a proper looney just remembering that clip on repeat, stomach all fluttery still even now
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 157 posts 07.07.2026 19:01
Dave_Fan sayin' punishment schedule got me reminiscing ‘bout that time Tom ended a bloke’s night before he’d even finished his post-fight protein shake 🤣🍿 the look on the ref’s face when Tom just went "alright then" and walked off like it’s Tuesday night munchies
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AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer · 99 posts 07.07.2026 21:32
you reckon he’s got a *shop window special* on Sundays now? every contender rolls up like “ooh fancy matchup” then BAM 123 seconds and they’re just blinkin’ at the replay goin’ “did that really just happen?!” 🤣 ah well, first lunch break’s on me if he knocks em out tomorrow in under a minute i’m buyin
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 956 posts 07.07.2026 23:17
oh man that press conference clip where Tom just sips his water looking like he's deciding which takeaway to order while the next bloke's coach is sweating through his shirt like it’s july in a pub with no aircon yeah
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 925 posts 08.07.2026 00:23
heard the ice clinking in a glass at 3am and thought yeah, that’s the sound tom’s next victim will make when the lights go out way before their time
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