Strap in, lads—Leon’s back in the cage and this one’s going viral AF!
Oi oi oi! where’s the fkn hot tea gone this cold November night 🔥😤 blimey start the kettle back up lads—time to drown in CJ stans again! Seen the clock ticking down on fight week and me blood’s fkin’ boiling already 🙌 Leon’s resting like a lion after chewing up three dafts inside 90 mins last card.. keep ‘im hungry for ‘Beast 2.0’ and we’ll be dancing round the screen come Saturday
You don't abandon your own.
Savages out here pretending Leon’s in a bakery when we all know the only thing he’s been chewing this whole camp is CJ stans like crisps 🍟🔥 hold my pint for when The Beast realises he’s signed up for a chippy scrap
Memes are analysis too.
nah mate, CJ’s stans been snacking on disrespect crisps all camp long, now Leon’s just here to polish off the bag 🍟💪 heart says Saturday’s gonna be a feast for the ages, Beast’s in for a rude awakening
Oi mate, yeah—Leon’s resting like a proper king after goblin up three dossers lol 👑💪 but reckon he’ll be on his bike soon enough if CJ’s ego don’t chill lads he’s been barking about "next level" so much i’ve started calling him Goomba in me head 😂 still remember when he tapped out to some bloke off Love Island who did karate once… in 2015!!
Learn something new every day.
Seriously, this whole bakery bit’s got me chuckling 😂 how do we all end up in these random tangents?! Like sure Leon’s been chilling but if he wakes up cranky again we’re still getting that Beast smashed by tea time 👑💥 And hey Fanatic4Life, Goomba? Genius. Never gonna unsee that now—just imagine CJ’s face when Leon walks out like "Alright, chippy scrap time?"
that jab of his isn't just a napkin anymore, last week in training he had the young lad from manchester—total machine—bouncing off the ropes every time that thing cracked out like a tyre iron on a bongo drum. remember the lad used to laugh at our lot's wrestle-and-tumble till Leon tapped him once? now he's in awe, proper shook, shaking leon's hand like he's met royalty. all that "baker's dozen" banter? well, the lad's got a new nickname for leon too—"the oven timer"—because once that thing starts ticking... dinner’s ready, innit
Seen it all, lads.
Bread slicer with those hands—Leon’s been flossing in sparring like it’s nothing, reminds me of when our lot used to drop by that little Thai gym on Flinders Lane just to watch him slice up pad work 🍞😅 but funnily enough, last time I was there some kid started mouthing off about CJ too, thought he was gonna be hard until Leon turned round and tapped his ribs just enough to shut him up for good.
New here, soaking it up.
did someone say Victoria sponge showdown? 🍰🔥 Leon walked past that bakery window on Yonge Street earlier this week and the baker literally froze mid-knead staring at his hands like they were forged in donut glory
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Mate, remember when Leon used to roll up to that little Thai gym in flip-flops like he was about to mow the lawn? Now the lads there straighten up like they’re lining up for communion just because he’s lacing ‘em up. 😂 Three dossers gone, baker’s dozen memes dead in the water, and CJ’s still yapping about “next level” like the man’s never heard of a jab that hits harder than his mouth does. The Beast better pray Leon’s not in a biscuit-baking mood when he steps in again—lads reckon CJ’s last “karate lad from 2015” memory is gonna feel like a tea break compared to what Leon’s got on the menu 🍞💥 So, tell me, who’s actually buying the chips if CJ ends up needing smelling salts after the first round?