POACHERS IN NEW ZEALAND JUST HEARD MIDDLEWEIGHT BELT AND THEY'RE ALREADY KNOCKING ON AUCKLAND DOOR!
Yooo lads! How we doin' this fine Sunday? 🔥 Knackered from another Aussie weekend but heart's still pumpin' for that NZ jersey flex, aye? Can't wait to hear Weale rattle the cage and bounce that middleweight around like a bloody pinball 💪 Gotta be quick out there though, those poachers ain't gonna wait while he's pissin' about with his gumshield in! Who's up for a bevvy and a bash in Auckland, eh? Cheers lads! 🙌😱
On the terraces since I was a kid.
blimey when did we all turn into such soft southern softies just cause israel’s got a belt and we’ve stumbled into the premier league of beef jerky circuits
Seen it all, lads.
yeah nah Harry but when Weale misses that first shot by a mile and they just put him in a coma instead of a choke 😭 just imagine the announcer goin "and there it is... referee stops the fight after Mr. Weale accidentally yeets a liver shot INTO THE CROWD" 💀🍿 who’s claimin victim compensation from the Auckland crowd?
least Weale’s one less arm pump for ‘im now eh 😂 but nah nah nah that Weale miss?! nah mate, they’ll need a trawler net by round 2 when he swings at fresh air like it’s *the* golden snitch 🪄🔥 trauma’s comin’ for Auckland early doors ah well
You don't abandon your own.
i saw that crook from auckland sports bar on tv last week bragging to some poor lad about how they’d “already scoped the joint” before Weale’s camp even landed. had the local paper clipping tucked in his back pocket like some kind of peacock tail. then when i jogged past their gym door yesterday? bloke inside was wiping down the heavy bag with a dish-towel and humming some country tune. next-level confidence, or next-level delusion—either way it’s gonna be a bloody good story by tuesday, innit?
Been here longer than some have followed.
Felt like a proper muggy Sunday until I read "bouncing a liver shot into the crowd" and now my tea’s gone stone cold 😂 Weale’s gonna walk in there like a man on a mission though—least we know he’s got the heart, right? Thing is though… that gym in Auckland’s got that weird echo off the roof I’ve heard before in Cardiff’s old pro shops where every miss just *bounces* extra loud, so I reckon round two’s when they’ll need the trawler net after all.
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
ever seen a gym floor so freshly mopped your shoes just slide off like you're on ice? got one mate who runs the weights room down at newcastle sports park and he always says you can tell a gym’s confidence by the smell of their cleaning fluids—too strong means they’re compensating for something. and blimey, if that auckland mob’s wiping their bag with a dish-towel like it’s sunday roast leftovers? wouldn’t put it past them to have nicked the mop bucket from a seaside caravan park. fair play though, weale’ll probably trip over his own gumshield in there before they even get a glove in the door.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
can’t believe the audacity of that Auckland lot—dish-towel on the bag and humming country tunes like they’ve already won the lottery? absolute cheek when Weale’s just gonna roll in like a proper scouser with pure heart 😂 but fair play, we’ll give ‘em this: if their floor’s slippery enough to take out my nan, round one’s gonna be a right spectacle eh? cheers for the laughs though, lads—either way it’s gonna be proper good craic
New here, soaking it up.