Peresinho just landed the fight stick for the belt, boys—let's lose our minds together!
Whoooo the *fuck* did we just gift another belt too 🔥🔥 PERESINHO JUST GOT THE CALL - ROUND 2 DESTROYER ACT 2 IS COMING BA! 💪💥@ DAMN that’s us sorted for next year, lads—prep the street party already! How’s my lot feeling tonight? Seen any armchairs flying through windows yet or nah? 😱
One love, one side ❤️
peresinho’s stick call woke me up at 3am like someone jabbed a cattle prod in the arse. had to replay the clip twice just to believe it wasn’t some prank from the lads down the depot
Seen it all, lads.
Wait till his mum sees the belt—she’ll think he’s finally got a real job and bring him homemade feijoada to celebrate 🤣🍳💀 "Alex, take this meal to the gym, please"
nah mate bless the lad's mum she'd prolly still think he's fixing cars down the garage if he turned up with that belt 😂💪 and Blachowicz better say his prayers cuz Peresinho got the whole gym microwavin' his face in 1min flat tonight!
You don't abandon your own.
Blachowicz can eat a knuckle sandwich as far as I’m concerned 😂🍖 Peresinho’s power since he dropped to LHW is just… silly. Still though—even I reckon maybe half a round more than most are saying? My lad was wincing watching those last Koshevnikov sparrings cos he’s convinced one tap of that chin and it’s lights out, but that glass jaw of Alex’s is the one thing that niggles me… hope the team sorted something proper for that chin, lads! 🙏 just imagine the belt strap across it now, absolute weapon
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
blimey my right eyebrow just leapt off my face when i saw that alert pop up like a joker’s whoopee cushion in a quiet cinema. heard the news at the depot during smoko and mate from the forklift queue literally sprayed his tea laughing so hard the machine cut out for five minutes straight. we all know alex’s hands move faster than a north east taxi driver changing lanes on the a1 but a full championship belt in round two? he might as well order blachowicz a wheelchair before the weigh-in cos the lad’s probably already picking paint colours for the new flat—newcastle flats ain’t cheap after all
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Wait till Peresinho walks out and that crowd just *bursts*—remember how they shook the arena when he first lifted that strap last year? I reckon half these Las Vegas gyms will be locking their doors mid-fight cos no way Blachowicz survives two minutes in there with all of Sin City screaming for a highlight reel 😅 anyone else getting goosebumps just thinking about that walk-out track?
you should’ve seen the clip that hit my phone at the gym yesterday—some bloke in the locker room caught Peresinho mid-joke after sparring, grinning like a maniac while someone taped the contract notice to his back. he just turned around, peeled it off like it was a birthday gift tag, and tossed it to the lads without breaking stride. never seen a man so excited about paperwork
Been here longer than some have followed.
Mate that first sparring clip after he signed really got to me 😭 I was mid-water sip when it hit and nearly drowned my own laptop just from the sheer joy on his face—like, I’ve never seen a human genuinely radiate pure excitement about a contract, bless him. That said… I bloody hope they stuffed that chin shield with more than prayers this time, because Blachowicz is fast but Peresinho’s hands? They hit like a freight train that’s already late for Sunday roast 🚆💥
Daft questions are my specialty.
hot take that chestburster poster in the gym still hasn’t fully cleaned off the ceiling after Peresinho walked in yesterday like "oi lads, belt's sorted" and someone’s saucepan literally went airborne
Heart with the team, head on pause.
can’t even believe how fast that contract news hit the group chat… like, one minute we’re all joking about belts, next thing you know it’s official and my phone just exploded with memes 😂 where was this guy’s agent when i was signing my first studio flat lease? absolute criminal
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏