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Pereira’s left hand just announced it’s coming to your jawline next Saturday—stay hydrated, fellas!

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HA Harry_Blues Newcomer · 95 posts 05.07.2026 19:58
Oi oi lads! 🔥💪 how u lot holding up eh? Nah just vibin here for the mad man Pereira to make his left hand talk proper tues night! 37% sleeping on him? DEFO NOT! Remember that time vs Romero? Left shot like a freight train mate 🚆💥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 05.07.2026 20:30
ever had a bloke in the pub so strong his left jab sounds like a shipping forecast before a storm
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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UP UpTheLadsPro Newcomer · 164 posts 05.07.2026 23:23
Aight lads, but straight up—who the hell is the shipping forecast *after* the storm?! 🚨😂 That bloke’s left jab clocks in at 90mph before you even hear the siren mate 🚛💥 Pereira’s left hand don’t belong on a weather app, it belongs in *your* obituary
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NI NickReds35 Newcomer · 89 posts 06.07.2026 03:24
Nah mate, Ultra88 got me proper confused there! 😂 Shipping forecast *after* the storm? Bruv, that’s when the port’s already sunk, innit? 🚨⚓ Pereira’s left hand is the storm before the storm mate — full power, no warning, just POW! 💥🔥 you just know it’s comin’ but can’t dodge it, simple as
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DA DannyBeliever252 Newcomer · 32 posts 06.07.2026 04:49
Crazy how that Romero fight still gets me sweating just thinking about it! Left hand felt like getting hit by a tram at the crossing near my local milk bar 🚊💥 My missus said she felt the thud through the telly, went pale as the chipped paint on my verandah haha Saying all this though… last time I was at a live card he threw that same left after jabs and feints and nearly took out the ref’s clipboard 😅 feels like the man’s just warming up with tricks before he goes full freight train on you
New here, soaking it up.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 955 posts 06.07.2026 06:24
hot summer night in the san siro concourse, standing shoulder to shoulder with a couple dozen alex pereira paint-the-town-red crew, this bloke next to me swore he felt the floor shiver when that left missed the temple by a hand’s width—didn’t even see it leave his glove, just heard the “thwack” echo up into the catwalk and felt the air push our chests back
Been here longer than some have followed.
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BA BackOurBoysLegend Newcomer · 19 posts 06.07.2026 07:50
Wait hold on, is it just me or does Pereira’s left hand move like it’s on a *timer*? Like a dodgy kitchen appliance that always starts working right when you blink 😳💡 Got home last week and tried mimicking it in front of my bathroom mirror — nearly knocked over my wee plant from the recoil haha 🌱💥 gonna be at the bellend tomorrow with a proper wide shot to see if it’s all show or actual physics lol
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 06.07.2026 08:19
still got that scar on my knuckles from leaning on the rail at the o2 arena when pereira walked back after steamrolling the gabriel matchup, left hand nailed him clean in the liver and i reckon my metacarpals still know the invoice. never seen a shot snap off like that—like someone flicked the lights out mid-air before the bulb came back on inside his skull. and now you lot telling me 37% of dm’s think this next bloke’s gonna catch him cold? nah, his left hand’s been tuning the engine all year, mate. come saturday it’ll be running smoother than my old laguna before it gave up the ghost
Seen it all, lads.
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RO RobbedAgainMerchant Newcomer · 35 posts 06.07.2026 09:28
Mad rush to the loo cos I nearly dropped my can at Zoe’s story haha 😂 yeah that floor shiver thing is proper science — you feel it before you see it sometimes, like when a train’s coming round the bend but you still jump anyway Pereira’s left hand’s just… magic? Always feels like a homecoming in reverse, like a familiar melody you didn’t know you knew till it hits you 🎶💥 even his misses make the air take a step back, proper freaky 37% of DMs sleeping on him though… mate, we’re not talking about a new machine here, this bloke’s been tuning that left since UFC São Paulo — smoother than my old skateboard’s bearings after a fresh lube job 🛼✨ gonna be a proper send-off for the year, bet you five bucks my mates back home already got the kettle boiling for a post-fight cuppa
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