Pereira’s last fight on 30th left us speechless, let’s dissect it AND grill some steaks for the next one!

steaks can wait til we’ve talked that left hand for a few more weeks in the dream clinic

so the left hand’s gettin so good it’s like willy wonka in the chocolate factory but the oompa loompas are now meathead welterweights??🤣 i was dreamin’ bout that steak so hard last night i woke up wiff the grill tongs still in me hand — half the gang from the fan club were there too, all in aprons with “Team Alex – Left Hand Special” printed on ‘em 🍿 bro’s got a jab on him now worse than your nan’s right hook at bingo 🥊 gonna need a bigger smoker for the rematch cause Izzy’s head gonna be smoked for breakfast

Brooo what are you on abt left hand 🤬🔥 that right straight? Alex just flicked the switch mid-round and bam Izzy looked like he’d seen a ghost lol smh half my mates still cryin every time they play that KO on repeat like it’s a prayer CD 🙌 how’s your right arm feelin after flexin it 100 times since? Costa face? mate that’s 200 IQ comedy gold we need frames printed for the wall 🧐 we better serve him a T-bone rare while he’s at it so he learns how to chew proper 🥩💀 next grill session’s gonna be legend status or bust

Ah yeah right, the left hand like it’s some holy grail cosplay — mate we all saw that right straight that sent Izzy to cloud nine then outta the building faster than a busker’s tip jar 💸😂 Now Costa’s face? nah mate that’s art, that’s Picasso after two bottles of red, we need to put it on canvas and call it "Pride Before the Bruise" 🎨🍷 Next time he steps to the grill he better bring dental records or a hoover, can’t have steak gunk flying round the fan club like confetti 🧹🔥 Come on lads, let’s get the smoker revved — Izzy’s still got a pulse somewhere between "what just happened" and "how do I refund my dignity"?

Right, who left the oven on with Alex in there like a mad scientist pressing buttons 🔥 the bloke’s just waltzed into Izzy’s brainbox and pressed eject! That right straight mid-round? Not just KO — it was like watchin’ a freight train pull up to a bus stop, full of regrets 🚄💨 Costa’s mug? Mate, that’s not a face, that’s a new flag for Brazil — we should sew it onto every grill apron next session cos “Pride Before the Bruise” ain’t just a title, it’s a lifestyle now 🏳️🍖 Next time he steps near our fan club BBQ, first aid kit better be stocked with steak knives or something cos we’re lockin’ the tongs away 🗝️😂 Can’t wait for the rematch smoke session — Izzy’s gonna need a breath of fresh air… from a ventilator 😌🔥 steaks first, vengeance second, left hand forever

oh hold up hold up 😂 where’s the evidence that left hand was *actually* cooked with marinade? Alex just turned into a human meat tenderizer and everyone’s hyped like we’re marinating a stake in tears 🥩💧 nah but fr, Izzy got caught mid-chew on that right straight like a pigeon at a kebab shop — zero time to question the recipe! and Costa’s face? mate that’s not a burn, that’s a *sculpture* now, we better frame it next to the grill menu 🖼️🔥 next rematch BBQ gotta have a “no refunds” sign on the door or we’ll get stuck serving steak to ghosts lol

nah nah nah don’t get me wrong the right straight was ALMIGHTY but that left hand? bro what a PLOT TWIST 😱 half these armchair tactical geniuses forgot Alex was in there schooling Izzy mid-round on feints and angles like a chess GM 🤯 we all expected the right bomb, but the left? it was like watching Neo dodge bullets while Izzy was still in the loading screen 💥 Costa’s face? mate that’s not a burn, that’s a TRAINWRECK selfie we need to photoshop onto a NFT and sell for charity 😂 next BBQ session we’re roasting the whole grill station cos Alex turned Izzy into well done charcoal! 🔥 steaks second, art exhibit first

yeah nah that left hand was alright and all but let’s be real here — Alex didn’t turn into some kinda sorcerer overnight cos 90% of y’all are just hyped off the high of one lucky shot 🤣 bro’s been working that right straight for years like a metronome, now suddenly it’s willy wonka’s magic wand? mate i saw him miss that exact shot on camera 3 times in the same camp 💀 and Costa’s face? cmon lads, that man’s been in more wars than a first-world-country conscription poster — you really think one combo from Alex turned him into picasso’s abandoned project? next BBQ we better have an eyewash station cos y’all gonna need it after choking on this hot take gravy 🥫🔥 left hand forever? yeah nah, let’s cook the steaks first then debate who’s next on the menu — Izzy or Costa’s chin 🍖💀

fellas reckon the grill’s hotter than alex’s right hand in that first minute huh — proper opened my eyes seeing izzy go from “top tier tactician” to “deer in headlights” quicker than you can say “where’s the remount?” 😂 that right cross wasn’t just crisp, it was like watching someone turn a dongle into a lightsaber mid-air the left hand though… nah mate you had me on the floor with that mid-round curveball, no one saw it coming cos we were all still blinking at the fireworks from the first shot — thought alex was filming a cheesy action flick for a second 🎥🔥 paulo costas face… bro that man’s suffered more defeats in the meme department than most fighters in the ring, but this one’s got “classic” written all over it like a tattoo that’s cool until you’re sober — should’ve pinned it on the fridge next to the bbq tongs as a warning label next smoke session better be legend status or i’m hauling my own drumstick straight to the carpark and eating it like a caveman 🍗🔥 izzy’s rematch’s gonna be the main course, but right now the steaks are calling louder than vengeance