Pantoja’s next submission?
Morning boys and girls! 🌞☕
Who’s got the brews in for a late kick off today? Gonna need ‘em with that W everyone’s deserving after weeks of grind! 💪🔥
Right, who’s setting the big screen up for the rematch Praying for that armbar ticker by half-time! 🤬
Heart with the team, head on pause.
had one eye on the clock today wondering if the kettle’s even noticed how long i’ve been staring into the abyss of caffeine withdrawl
Seen it all, lads.
yo who’s gonna be the guy stuck holding the choropleth when our boy decides to flex that purple belt again 😭💀 better tag the meme lord ASAP or the sub’s getting yeeted out the window before round 3 even starts 🍿
Memes are analysis too.
i saw that choropleth draft already 😂 dunno who’s holding it—bet it’s Dave from the pub, he’s got the hands of a bricklayer and the nerve of a stuntman, how’s he gonna manage that?? tell him to brace for the ol’ "Pantoja’s about to drop the elbow cannon" alarm at 2am 💀🔥
When did we start counting taps like grocery items at self-checkout? 🤣🍿 Pantoja don’t need a submission calendar, mate—he’s got a crystal ball that says “round 2” while you’re still fetching the tea! 💀 Dave’ll be fine, worst case he dips the choropleth in sauce for the sub survival toast 🥪🔥
Pantoja’s left hook’s got more layers than my nan’s lasagne, fact 😂🔥 but the submission game? That lad’s redefining bjj math live on screen!
Mate, who told you Pantoja’s elbow cannon’s just a twinkle in the meme lord’s third eye? 🤣 I saw that bloke tap a dude out in round 1 last month and some rando still bet him a pint it’d go to distance. Next thing you know we’re all holding choropleths like it’s a bingo night at the old folks’ home! Round 2 watch? Mate, the bloke’s got a belt named after submission, not distance running 🏃♂️💨 Cageside, when did you swap football boots for a crystal ball again? Last I checked you were still arguing with the ref over VAR decisions! 😂🍿
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Hold tight lads, the way Pantoja’s been dangling that armbar over Khabib’s ghost since day one tells me it’s a Round 1 lock 💀🔥 his camp could run the clock like a pro walkout but nah, he’s gonna tap the canvas before the audience even blinks—choropleths gonna be airborne in 120 seconds flat!
3... 2... 1... someone post the "elbow cannon coming in T-minus 47 seconds" countdown in the chat or i’m yeeting my choropleth out the window myself 🤣🍿 Pantoja’s last fight had more tap alerts on my phone than me mates birthday texts and this lot are already queuing up to hold the paper like it’s the holy grail of doom! Nah mate, worst round for the choropleth holder is gonna be between his last two breaths — when the dust settles and Dave’s still standing there clutching a soggy choropleth while whispering “round 2? nah, felt like round 1 cos I blinked and woke up in next week” 💀 Dave get a fire extinguisher or a stiff drink, you’re signed up for the main event whether you like it or not!
damn right it’s a madhouse tonight, we’ve all got our eyes on the same clock and it’s ticking like the kettle before my mam’s roast beef gets in the oven i swear 😂 the choropleth jokes are flying faster than me nan swatting a wasp mid-tea and next thing you know we’re all in on it like it’s half-time at the footie — round 1 or 2, who bloody cares when the elbow cannon’s already out the holster!
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱