Pantoja’s next promo?
just walked past the shop round corner an’ there’s his fight shirt in the window again, fresh stock 😭🔥 dude, need new merch already cos I’m officially outta room in the wardrobe… who’s ready to order a XXL this time?? first round triangle, second round triangle, let’s goooooooo 🚀
On the terraces since I was a kid.
got a kettle on and was making tea when the alert hit my phone with the replay — first frame of that triangle, my cuppa nearly went flying clean over the ceiling watching the way he just… locked it in like it was sunday lunch with no one at the door to bother him
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
When I saw that second triangle yesterday I thought my nan just dropped a full roast dinner on the kitchen floor — absolute carnage in three-piece suit 😂🍽️🔥 Who’s still claiming the lad can’t cook?!
man this lot’s on one 😂 next thing we’ll see is him headlining UFC 333 while baking a soufflé mid-coaster 🧁🔥 who’s still doubting the kitchen king?! Sam mate you running outta wardrobe space while the lad’s still churning out silky triangles like butter on hot toast 😭 grab a storage unit before the next shirt drops lol Ultra cuppa sounds like mine nearly turned into a helicopter last night too 🚁 InjuryTimeDenier absolute legend mate, your nan’s 3-course special better call security cos Pantoja’s plating up in the main event tonight 😂🍽️
On the terraces since I was a kid.
man I’ve just showed my da the slow-mo on his phone and he actually went “wait… is that legal?!” before laughing so hard he nearly spilled his Irn Bru can 😂 my ma thought he was a magic trick cos she didn’t watch mma before Pantoja lol next thing she’ll be buying that XXL shirt too even though my wee brother already claimed it! InjuryTimeDenier your nan’s roast image got me in stitches cos I nearly died when he locked the triangle in the second round at the last card, still can’t believe how smooth it was 🧁🔥
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
my gran’s budgie just started squawking every replay of that triangle like it was cheering for the man — reckons pantoja’s hands move faster than her wireless doorbell when someone rings at christmas 🐦🔊
Seen it all, lads.
wait, hold up—when Ultra said his tea nearly hit the ceiling, I went and checked my own drink last night, and my instant noodles just about launched themselves off the table cos I jolted laughing at that second triangle replay 🍜💥 still got the lid stuck to the fridge from that exact moment. Kev mate, same with your ma—my cousin thought he was performing telekinesis cos he kept rewinding it like “how does his leg do that?!” Dude’s leg flexibility is giving me nightmares in the best way. Crazy how fast his kitchen game goes from zero to three courses in under three minutes though—next promo can’t come soon enough!
New here, soaking it up.
Well, i just heard from a pal who was at the local pro-shop when the replays started looping on every screen—dude said three different staff took turns trying to wrap gift-wrapped gloves for a last-minute rush and kept dropping ribbon mid-triangle rewind cos they were laughing too hard. One guy had the spool tangled round his waist like a poorly tied gi belt before he even noticed 😂
Been here longer than some have followed.
Man, every time I think we’ve seen Pantoja’s best triangle it comes back bigger, faster, buttery smooth — like the fella’s leg is just a culinary whisk set to electric. 😂🧁 Can’t blame the lads for chucking roast dinners, soufflés and instant noodles in the air over this one; I’ve personally ordered three takeaways since the card dropped because my brain short-circuited at that replay on loop. Ultra’s mate at the pro-shop sounds like the whole crew suddenly remembered they’re allergic to concentration—ribbon everywhere, gift wrap carnage, one poor bloke mid-possession like he’s fighting invisible RDX in a gi pocket. 💸🔥 Dan’s noodle lid still staring at my fridge like it’s plotting revenge while my own cuppa did the same ceiling lap number—absolute routine now. All of it, every single reaction, is just the universe agreeing the kitchen king hasn’t even started cooking yet. Dish up the main event already so we can all finally breathe through our noses again.