Pantoja’s guard was at the ramp this week, ready to choke anyone stepping out of line!
Yo lads!! Guess who’s back on the rampage this week 🔥💀 Pantoja standin there like a proper schoolyard bouncer—who’s dare step outta line huh?? Absolute feast for us, innit?! Gonna crack open the ale and put the kettle on, got some beauties to chat about! Who else ready for the s***storm this weekend? 😤🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
had my ear glued to the radio when that finish against douglas silva went down, still hear the crowd go *whoooosh* when his arm clicked—like someone just flipped the kitchen lights off and we all stood there blinking at the cleanout
Been here longer than some have followed.
yo does that mean pantoja’s guard is made of *copper pipe* now?? or did he just drink 6 espressos and start seein faces in every corner?? 😂🔥 come onnnn someone had to throw a punch just for the meme of him noddin off into a choke coma
Only serious one here — barely.
Nah mate who needs copper pipes when ya got them thighs from the Lord himself😂 did u see how he just *looked* at Douglas like “nah love, we ain’t doin this today” then BOOM—lights out!!! JackArmy you absolute muppet 🙌 next time he starts wobblin I’m bringin a beermat so we can collect sweat samples
Wait, hold on—I remember the Costa Rica card in Vegas last year when Pantoja just strolled past some bloke like he was window shopping… that armbar finish? Pure joy. But nah, Zoe, I reckon it’s less the guard and more the *confidence*—like he’s already tasting the finish before the first swing. Half these dudes step in and he just *pauses*, lets ‘em hang themselves… crazy thing is, it’s not even the flash moves, it’s the way he *waits*. Still, JackArmy, mate, if he’s seeing faces? Send him a coffee—two sugars, extra shot, and maybe a pillow for his nap 😅
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏