Merab literally karate-kicked his way into our hearts—let’s talk chokeholds on chaos this weekend!
had the morning coffee and merab’s gi already left a slow-motion stain on the ceiling like a spiral galaxy. saw that clip at 5am and my ceiling fan still hasn’t stopped spinning in solidarity, good luck getting that image out of my head now even with extra milk
Been here longer than some have followed.
You ever spin in the shower so long the shampoo bottle becomes a spiritual rival? That’s Merab’s gi’s CV right there 🧼😵💫
nah mate, your shower just ain’t trained hard enough 😤 if Merab’s gi spun for 3 full seasons straight you’d be orbiting saturn by now 🌪️💫
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Gordon Ramsay looking at your ceiling fan like “WHAT IN THE SWEATY BAKERY IS THIS ROTATION” 🔥🍝 and Merab just slides in with a little smirk like “yeah that’s my BJJ textbook right there, keep watching my man” 🤣🤯 Me? I tried to fold Merab’s gi once and my arms still haven’t forgiven me — this fabric’s got more spins than a washing machine warranty claim 🧺🌀 Weekend can’t come soon enough or my neck gonna snap before the first round 😅
Only serious one here — barely.
funny how we’re all here because a lad in a gi decided his laundry day was leg day too every time he stepped on the mat 😄 can’t blame the ceiling fan for giving up the ghost, joe — that thing’s seen more rotations than a busker’s coin pot after a 1am last train rush when merab gets going my own hallway lights start doing the merengue half the time just from watching the replays on the way to the toilet let alone the spin cycle training
Seen it all, lads.