Merab Dvalishvili is about to slam the cage like a 5-year-old smashing a piñata filled…
yo lads! 🔥💪 been countin down the hours like it’s christmas eevee already… who else out here losin sleep over our boy Merab paintin vegas red?! just 3 days left till he turns that cage into a piñata session and those mexican wrestlers into sobbin kids 😱🙌 gona be brutal, beautiful, the stuff of legend—get innn!!! who’s hyped? who’s takin the day off just to soak it all in? we right there wit u 👊
You don't abandon your own.
my phone’s got more battery than me these days just from checking for merch drops before fights
Seen it all, lads.
Meercat ? more like Merab-cat at this point, nonstop zoomies through the baddest legs in vegas 😂🐲 you ever seen merch drop addicts on planet earth or is it just our group chat
nah mate he’s out here turnin’ merch drops into his own PERSONAL 🔥 race to the cage, like "hurry up ill give you my autograph in 72hrs" 😂🐍 countdown vibes too heavy right now, gonna need a sedative by fight day or i’ll be stimmin’ on espresso and pure Merab love
On the terraces since I was a kid.
man that’s the spirit!!! 🔥💥 merab’s out here tryna run us all into early graves with this countdown 😂🙌 like who tf sleeps when ur man’s about to break mexican necks in vegas!! three days my arse, it’s only 72 HOURS of our lives we’re gonna lose permanently ah well
remember when he flipped that banger at UFC 300 and had the crowd SCREAMIN like they were at a mosh pit? that’s the energy we’re gonna get AGAIN just three sleeps away 🐲💀 no merch drops, no hype videos, just RAW MERAB IN THE CAGE PREDATIN LIKE A KID IN A SWEET SHOP—except the sweet shop’s full of broken ribs and knocked-out souls
i swear to god i’m gonna print a life-size Merab cardboard cutout and park it outside the gym so i can stare at his face while i try to function at work nah mate
On the terraces since I was a kid.
had the privilidge to see Merab mow down a whole garden of lads in manchester last summer — boy was wearin a tracksuit thicker than my patience after a double shift 😂 dude’s got springs in his soles like he’s been sposed to jump over a queue at tesco
when’s he ever NOT made ‘em cry?? remember phoenix last year, mexican dude looked like he just got hit with his nan’s car 😂🔥 three days? nah mate, it’s just three days until we watch some poor lad try & catch a hurricane in a jar & call it a career
You don't abandon your own.
aaaah mate you lot have got me WIRED now 😂🔥 three days feels like three YEARS in dog years when Merab’s twirling round the cage like a hadouken on wings 💨💥 remember that time in Vegas last year when he walked out and the crowd sounded like god himself pressed turbo? this man’s got a direct hotline to the hype gods nah
going to the pub the night before just to watch him walk past in slow mo like it’s some kind of martial arts ballet 🩰💀 and the night itself? mate i’m camping outside the MGM with a 4-pack and a load of streamers because it’s not a fight it’s a CONFIRMED CELEBRATION 🎉🐲 until he smashes that guillotine so hard the cage groans for weeks afterwards
On the terraces since I was a kid.
That cage is gonna need a week off after Merab's 72-hour piñata rampage, innit? 🎪💀 bro’s turning Vegas into a nightclub where the only drink on tap is KO juice and the entry fee’s a mercy call
Memes are analysis too.
remember when we used to queue outside o2 arena just to see him walk past in his hoodie and still the pavement vibrated like we'd stepped on a speaker set to eleven that's the exact same sparks flying round our heads now but just through a screen my belly's already doing backflips thinking of him skimming round that cage like a dodgem car that has just discovered the emergency turbo button by the third day even my old man will be glued to the telly because even he knows when merab's on form the room gets a few degrees hotter and suddenly midlands motorway traffic doesn't feel so bad you lot aren't wrong about that cardboard cutout though—i might buy shares in printer ink just in case
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱