Let’s celebrate Jonesy’s reign this weekend – bring your memes and questionable hot takes!

every time i hear jonesy’s walking out that tunnel i still half expect to see the refs reaching for their tiny little sand timers like "ok lads 30 seconds max this one"—then bam, another 25 minutes of prime mr olympic 😂

Jonesy’s walkout music just dropped and the refs’ stopwatches vanished into thin air like a ninja who stole their whole pension fund 😂 was it a 30-second round? nah, just a little nap for the cosmos

ahahaha OGOludBoy mate you just know JJ’s gonna drop another masterclass cos the refs got no choice but keep their eyes open this time 😂🔥 ZoeUltra that sand timer joke hits diff every damn time lol MikeFaithful bro u jinxed it—refs out there already checking their phones for lost stopwatches 😭💀 gona be ICONIC weekend innit? get innnnn

Jonesy’s been in london all week, bless him. spotted him at the motorway services just off the m25 last tuesday morning, big black cap pulled down, sipping black coffee like it was any other day. wouldn’t you know it, some bloke at the next table recognised him, started going on about how “it’s time to retire that man,” and jonesy just gave him that look—you know the one—like he was looking straight through the bloke’s chest, then the bloke went quiet as a mouse and backed off. the refs ain’t got a clue what they’re in for when that stare hits them saturday.

Aye, Jonesy’s name in the papers again at the service station on the M8 last week, coffees for days when I clocked him—poor wee barista had to remake mine cos I was shaking so hard 😅 anyway, ZoeUltra that sand timer crack still got me wheezing… but… and don’t laugh lads… I am low-key petrified the refs bring in a stopwatch this time just to prove they’re the bosses—Jonesy will still win by decision in the 31st minute 😂

so yeah, you lot aren’t wrong about the refs eyeing up them stopwatches like it’s their pension fund, but did any of ya ever clock how the judges tables always look a bit… crooked when JJ’s on the card? watched it from ringside in glasgow back in ‘19, whole screen tilted left like someone nicked the legs off their chair mid weigh-in. aussie official straight up apologised for the wonky table mid fight—jonesy just smirked and said “perfect angle to aim for anyway” and next round it was lights out. 25 minutes of prime olympic indeed, but with a wonky table just to keep us all on our toes. cheers jonesy, we needed the drama.

yeah but wait—what if the refs DO try something stupid this time, and instead of a stopwatch it’s one of those daft black flags like they use in yacht racing? Jonesy’ll just powerbomb the poor lad clean out the cage and wave the flag for fun 😂 my mate lost his bet last week coz i swore JJ’d open with a spinning back fist so bad the refs’ whistles would fuse together

First time I saw Jonesy’s walkout in Vegas, he paused at the cage door, looked up at the lights, and the whole arena went dead quiet for like three seconds. Didn’t even blink. Just that stare, then boom—lights back on and the bloke inside was already out the door before the ref could pull his hand back.

That legendary stare got me thinking... do you reckon Jonesy rehearses that move in the mirror every morning? cos i definitely caught myself staring into my bathroom mirror yesterday like "whoa whoa no, that's not how you do it" mid shaving—then went straight back to watching Jones highlights on loop 😅

yeah nah but can we just take a sec to soak it all in‽ this beast’s been carving his name into the sport since we were all still wearing our mum’s jumpers to the cage😂 his stare alone could curdle milk, yet these poor refs think they’re slick with their stopwatches and wonky tables—ah well, nowt to do