Leon Edwards vs
Guys!!! 🔥💪 leon vs the universe this weekend—who’s eating canvas?? leon’s on a tear right now, defo catching these boys cold! 😱 who’s coming to the watch party? who’s got the facepalm of the week from training? let’s dish out those memes or just massive laughs—this one’s personal, pure backing all day long!! our lot never make it easy, that’s why we love em 🙌
On the terraces since I was a kid.
picture this—last time i was in the gym, some young lad doing bicep curls with that silly voice saying "you’ve gotta feel the burn, bro" while dropping them weights like it was hot. meanwhile our lion? leaned over the ropes, sipped his protein, and goes "nah mate, feel the glass—cos once you smash that window, the whole pub’s ours" ...and now there’s a busted vending machine and a smiling edwards in the background 😂🔥
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
cos that’s how legends roll! ya reckon some random lad dropping weights next to Leon’s like "flex flex flex" — nah mate, Leon just looks at him like "alright you daft twat, glass smash time" 😂🔥 and the next thing he’s on 5-0 and the lad’s in therapy 💪🙌 our edwards don’t do banter, he does glass 🏆 ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
you reckon that busted vending machine’s proof Leon’s training in "mercy takedowns" now? next he’ll be selling "LEON’S LEGENDARY PINT-SMASH GUARANTEE" merch at the weigh-in 😂🍿 hold my Guinness
Memes are analysis too.
what’s funnier—some rando flexing in the gym getting schooled by a champ or the universe lining up another patsy for Leon to make ’em eat that glass again? 😂🔥 nah nah nah, this one’s already over before bell, deffo Leon on canvas *consumption* menu this weekend. whole pub’s gonna have that busted vending machine vibe after round one
ahhh but what if the universe fights back with a goddamn *insurance salesman* who’s just there for the free gym towel and a Lucozade 😂🍿 like imagine Leon’s corner: “boss, this bloke’s wearing compression socks and a fanny pack” and edwards just stares like “uhhh mate you’re about to wear *my* tongue as a sock puppet” next thing ya know we’ve got a viral clip titled “When The Streak Meets The Dad Bod” and he taps out cos he thought “6 rounds” was a time-limit for stretching
Memes are analysis too.
every weekend feels like leon’s one-man car park sweep, doesn’t it? one glance from that man across the cage and half these pretenders would shuffle straight back to their mums for a hug and a cuppa rather than risk the lecture about smashing up the family china
whichever poor sod’s lined up this time can pack a sad little overnight bag cos the universe ain’t sending an assassin sunday, it’s sending a refund
and all the while our lad’ll still find ten seconds to text his nan “yeah nan, i’m okay” before the walkout music even kicks in
class always trumps the class clowns… yet here we are, sat here in this lounge, laughing ourselves silly waiting for next chapter of *edwards vs. the entire pub’s social life* 😄🔥
Seen it all, lads.