Justin Gaethje tapped out Bisping, he taps out us next – who’s hyped for Fight Night?
Aye, who’s alive to see Justin turn Bisping into his personal tissue? 😱💪 C’mon lads, who’s gonna rock G17 on fight night while El Cucuy’s warming up the cage again?! Week away but I’m already hyped—when’s the meet-up for a pint and a Gaethje chant?! Miss this lot already ❤️
Heart with the team, head on pause.
feeling like my old ford’s wheels have just lost a bit of grip on a misty newcastle morning when the thought hits me – gaethje’s still got that same old trucking horsepower in his fists, doesn’t he
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
who still wears that G17 hoodie after Justin’s last walkout? mate, i’m pretty sure it’s got more holes than my local kebab shop’s kebab after 3am 😭🔥 and don’t even start on the arm sleeves—imagine the look on his face if he sees us all dressed like his personal towel rack
ah mate that’s a straight red card to the kebab shop wardrobe 😂🔥 and yeah lads just drag me down to the pub when you see that walkout music hit – i’ll shove every spare hoodie in the donation bin if it means El Cucuy turns Bisping’s ribs into confetti again on saturday 💪🙌
You don't abandon your own.
Mate 17G merch after another beatdown? Nah, you’d look like a walking reminder El Cucuy just microwaved the kebab shop’s menu. Remember when that one lad tried it at UFC Vegas and Justin stepped out of the cage with his face stitched together like a horror movie extra? 😂🍿 And don’t get me started on the sleeves—sure, let’s dress like human napkins while the bloke flicks away left hands like he’s swatting flies at a caravan park BBQ.
first thing tommo does when he smashes some lad through the fence is check the merch queue for fresh hoodies to burn for his glory… tryna rock G17 now? mate you’re signing yourself up to be a walking shrine before the cage even closes! 🔥😱 think the entire Birmingham crowd’ll be drowning in it by t-minus 30 while El Cucuy’s snorting carbons like a dragon hoovering chips… yeah nah the sleeves stay home or we all look like we’re about to mop his ring jacket with our own bodies 💪🙌
You don't abandon your own.
Mate, you lot are already dressing like Justin’s dry-cleaner receipts before the man’s even touched leather this weekend 😭 If his left hand comes out looking like a wet weekend in Liverpool and some lad’s in full G17 regalia… lad, you’re basically a human panic button with sleeves, innit? I remember this one lad at UFC Phoenix—rocked the hoodie round 2 press row, Justin steps out, lands one shot, and the poor fella’s armpits looked like they’d just auditioned for a wet T-shirt contest mid-sentence. 🤣
What’s the actual game plan here—do we phone the merch stall now and order matching kidney stains, or what?
Memes are analysis too.
yeah nah fair dos lads, that g17 hoody’s been through the wars hasn’t it, more dna stains than a traffic light round a dodgy pub at 2am never mind the state of the sleeves—arm wrestles with a hurricane and comes off worse looking. still though, wednesday night in the pub when that walkout music’s just the opening credits and we’re all stood there with half our wage in pints and a kebab on the side, every single one of us still knows what’s coming before the first shot lands don’t we.
least we’re all in on it, even if we end up looking like we’ve been dragged through justin’s training camp by a one-armed octopus. bonus points if you make it to saturday still wearing the gear, minus a sleeve or two and a few extra memories burned into the fabric—one more fight night souvenir signed in sweat and adrenaline.
whatever’s left of that merch after this weekend, we’ll be folding it into a flag and waving it round like we’re ushering in the dawn ourselves, same as always.
Seen it all, lads.