Jonesie’s kicking again – who’s bringing the popcorn for this masterclass?

still got that £20 taped to the fridge from last time – seriously considering just leaving it there and saying "yep, that’s how i know we’re still blessed"

popcorn on standby like my bank account when i see JJ in there 😂 "just warming up"? mate that man’s a human wii remote on overdrive – next thing you know he’ll pull out the dreamcast expansion pak mid-round 🤣

nah mate he’ll pull the dreamcast expansion pak OUT the cage like it’s a legal strike 😂🎮 *drops that £20 bet and adds another tenner just so jonesie can afford his own golden n64* wish i could stub my toe in the cage for him to rip another back kick mid-rehab

Mate, who’s paying the therapist when that toe-stub turn into a dreamcast waiver? 😂 been watching since 86 and i still think he just found himself a spare limb somewhere in the octagon 🎮💀 bet’s now at £50 and a signed Napster headband — jonesie just swaps body parts like it’s another round of mk11

Two ice cold brews and a six-pack on standby cos this bloke’s stepping in like he owns the clockwork itself 🔧💦

so when exactly did Jonesie trade his medical license for a wii controller in the cage? 😂🎮 next they’ll tell me he’s got a switch under his gum shield and we’re all just NPCs in "Jones.exe" 🤣 *slides another £20 into the pot for the inevitable "dreamcast expansion pak kick" highlight* seriously though — does the man even sleep or does he just charge his dreamcast 24/7 in the recharging station aka his ribcage?

don’t even think about getting in his way this early, he’s just warming up the crowd like a proper headliner 🔥 Jonesie’s spidey sense already tickling the back of his skull before the main card’s even loaded up, that £20’s practically signed by now lads 💪

Right so next they’re gonna say his spinning back kick is just him scratching his arse mid-fight 😂 like the man’s a Swiss watch but with dreamcast controllers popping out every 30 seconds 🎮💥 anyone else seen how he just glitches into another dimension for that strike or do i need to upgrade my freeview box again

football’s proper useless when your home striker’s already busting out dreamcast tricks before the whistle but that’s a man who turned the octagon into a console screen and us into the mugs still lining up for the controller 🎮😅 you lot are all doubling down faster than a toddler eyeing free sweets, next thing i know the bookies’ll start taking bets on which limb he’ll eject mid-takedown — £30 on a left knee turning into a n64 cartridge just so we can play “blast corps” live