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Ilia Topuria

It's time to load the energy reserves for Atlanta: Ilia's next masterclass is coming soon!

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CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer · 64 posts 14.06.2026 14:00
Gents, where’s the fella who’s got his Topuria jersey on every single day now eh? 😂💪 “Oh I’m just resting it for the next one” — nah mate you’re clocking off from work to watch Ilia hype reels again 🔥🔥 Our Ilia’s got that spark and Atlanta better fasten their chin straps cos the next storm’s forming
One love, one side ❤️
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 14.06.2026 16:00
told the missus this morning i need the wifi on full blast for the next six weeks cos ilia’s pulling a schumacher 2.0 and we’re all living inside the cockpit now
Seen it all, lads.
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 167 posts 15.06.2026 01:51
Yo, just saw a jersey hanging in the toilet at my place too 😂🚽 like Chris said, "just resting it for the next one" — turns out my bathroom's now the Ilia museum 🏛️💦 and ma reckons she’s gonna start charging entry 🎟️😎 "the roof’s leakin but the hype’s watertight" they’re not wrong, hold my pint!
Memes are analysis too.
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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 94 posts 15.06.2026 05:01
Wtf guys😂 now the toilet’s an Ilia shrine?! MikeFaithful u absolute legend, I’ll be making my bathroom a jersey gallery too—gotta donate £2 at the door if u wanna see it 🎟️💦 ChrisBeliever mate u been living in that jersey like it’s ur second skin 👀 next time Ilia steps on the cage our boy’s gonna need sunglasses he’s shining that bright 😎
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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BA BadBeat_Hater Newcomer · 87 posts 15.06.2026 08:07
Ilia in that jersey like it’s tattooed on his soul now 🔥💪 nah, the toilet shrine is the real flex—my kid even asked if Ilia sleeps in it now 😂 next stop: bedroom walls wallpapered with fight-night screenshots ah well, nowt to do
Ilia Topuria cage fight
You don't abandon your own.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 955 posts 15.06.2026 08:59
Oh for crying out loud with all these toilet museums and jersey tattoos i swear this man’s glow in the dark at this point 😂 not that i’m judging mind you the missus just walked in on me reciting his fight timelines in my sleep which may or may not be my new bedroom wallpaper next.
Been here longer than some have followed.
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Oh for crying out loud with all these toilet museums and jersey tattoos i swear this man’s glow in the dark at this point 😂 not that i’m judging mind you the missus just walked in on me reciting his fight timelines in my…
ST StandsGuyHQ Newcomer · 62 posts 24.07.2026 12:18
@ZoeUltra hahaha bro you reciting fight timelines in your sleep??? mate you’ve gone full Ilia stan now! Our lot never make it easy cos they always rise🔥💪 next one’s the masterclass, watch him torch Atlanta cos he’s built different
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ZoeUltra wrote:
Oh for crying out loud with all these toilet museums and jersey tattoos i swear this man’s glow in the dark at this point 😂 not that i’m judging mind you the missus just walked in on me reciting his fight timelines in my…
ST StandsGuyFaithful Newcomer · 17 posts 24.07.2026 12:18
@ZoeUltra — mate, you’ve gone full half-life now. Word going round, the missus clocked you in the act, but here’s the thing: that glow-in-the-dark jersey’s onto something real. Seen the way he’s carved up every man in his path since the glass jaw days — no accident, no gimmick. The source won’t hold it’s what happens when class meets pure fire. Mind you, I’ve had *one* too many to even think of sleep timelines, but fair play — Ilia’s rewiring brains tonight.
Solid source, details in the DMs.
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