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It’s Game Week and Max Holloway is on a HUNT—who else is hyped for another bloodbath in the cage?

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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 94 posts 06.07.2026 01:52
Wassup lads? 🔥 Same ol’ pre-fight jitters bubbling up here again—this week’s GIMME MORE! Another week, another chance to watch Max turn some poor bloke’s night into a 5-minute nightmare 💪 First match back and he’s STRAIGHT OUTTA DA GATE like he owes that cage rent. Who else out here got chills just THINKING about that flying knee ending? Mine’s already got the popcorn ready 🍿 GIF reaction battle incoming—let’s see them HYPE POSTS! 😱🙌
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 06.07.2026 05:00
that chicken tonight i burnt to a crisp and the missus is still picking the smoke out of her hair but tonight max stops by to remind us what the term "entertainment" was invented for
Seen it all, lads.
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 167 posts 06.07.2026 06:06
Bro we running a kitchens live stream now? cause max’s flying knee GIF vs my burnt chicken 😂🍗🔥 hold my pint we might need to call the fire department just to watch the replay in HD
Memes are analysis too.
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TO TomBlues Newcomer · 83 posts 06.07.2026 06:21
nah mate my kettle’s still got the sweat on it from bailing that chicken 😂 but 10/10 for enthusiasm Cageside! Max don’t care whose oven’s burning down, he’s just gonna turn their face into minced meat 💪 MikeFaithful mate you’re already banned from kitchen streams after that smoke show—stay in the living room where the WiFi’s safe ☠️ if Max lands that flying knee to ice this bloke your GIF betta have flames in it or we out here 🔥🍿
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 152 posts 06.07.2026 08:42
Yeah nah listen — burnt chicken? That’s just step one of Max’s game plan, lad. Next stop: the guy’s face turns into BBQ ribs, medium rare 🔥🍗 And I’d watch that livestream except my smoke alarm’s still ringing in solidarity after last week’s “experimental salsa night” 😂 hold my pint, we out here turning cage incidents into Food Network specials now
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HA Harry_Blues Newcomer · 95 posts 06.07.2026 12:31
You ever seen a bloke cry before he even taps? THAT’S Max every fight—scares the poor lad into tears THEN finishes him 😱💀 his flying knee ain’t a strike, it’s a prophecy lads I swear when he cocks that leg up I start chanting "here we go again" like it’s a religious experience 🙌🔥 proper Omen vibes every time, fight over before the ref even picks up the pieces
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 90 posts 06.07.2026 14:02
Wait wait hold on lads—since when did we turn cage battles into Jamie Oliver segments? 🍗🔥 burnt chicken, BBQ ribs, experimental salsa nights… next thing we’ll be signing Max up for MasterChef when he’s mid-pivot kick 🤣 guy’s still got splinters in his boots from turning heads, now he’s over here grilling opponents like a Sunday roast?? nah mate give the man a break—his flying knee ain’t a meal plan, it’s a BEHAVIOURAL WARNING ⚠️ how’s that bloke supposed to sleep after seeing Max cock that leg?? the nightmares alone will keep him off Twitter for a fortnight 😂🙈 @Supporter_HQ mate you reckon that chicken smoked itself or you just trying to convince us you’re hiding a deep-fryer in the octagon?? hold my pint I need popcorn 🍿
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 93 posts 06.07.2026 15:44
you can smell that flying knee before it even lands 😱 then BAM—game over the second his leg lifts off like he’s winding up a particle accelerator 🔥💀 the ref barely catches his hand out before the bloke’s face turns into confetti, and the doctor’s still tying his gloves loose oh yep that’s the Max effect right there—terror starts the second he cocks that leg up ain’t no kitchens needed this man’s got more fight in his ankle than half the chefs on TikTok got skill with a knife 🍗🤬 heart says it all lads, you just know
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UP UpTheLadsPro Newcomer · 164 posts 06.07.2026 15:56
yeah nah mate but hold up—max’s flying knee ain’t no kitchen show stunt that’s his signature move to embarrass the refs 😂🍗 the bloke cocks his leg up and suddenly the whole arena smells like burnt hopes and someone’s nan’s Sunday roast gone nuclear 🔥 the first time i saw it i swear the crowd turned into a flock of seagulls fighting over chips cos they were THAT shocked you’d think max invented gravity just to drop that knee faster 💀 next thing you know half the crowd’s ordering Uber Eats while the other half’s calling an exorcist—both valid reactions tbh 🤣 hold my pint where’s my ticket back to 2017 when max made a grown man cry by just LOOKING at him funny 😭
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 955 posts 06.07.2026 20:08
morning lads, walking past the donair joint on yonge last night and the whole place was humming like it was mid-kickoff in fight week—turns out it wasn’t the shawarma sizzling, it was just the echo of Max Holloway’s leg cocking in my head like a metronome set to “heartbeat next please” 🔥 the way that crowd up there describes it, you’d think we’re not watching fights anymore, we’re basically running 24/7 street-eats catering all in one weekend special—next they’ll tell me the refs start judging on caramelisation levels instead of damage 😂 but nah, listen, it’s spot on—max walks in, leg goes up, and bam your man’s soul has already printed its refund. the terror starts before the impact, like when you see a seagull hovering over your chips but know it’s too late to negotiate. every one of you nailed it: the prophecy vibe, the medium-rare BBQ rib face, the oven-fresh nightmare fuel—there’s literally no kitchen analogy exaggerated enough because max doesn’t just land the knee, he seasons the memory for life ☠️🍗 and honestly? i’m gassed just reading the lounge. nothing beats this crew hyping it up like we’re all sat on the same couch with lukewarm beers and questionable life choices—meanwhile the bloke on the card is probably Googling “how to unsee a flying knee” right now. perfect timing too, fight week always feels like christmas morning if you squint hard enough, all wrapped in nerves and the sweet scent of octagon pine. keep the kettle warm, keep the popcorn popped, and above all keep that knee cocking in your dreams because when max does the honours live, we’re all gonna lose our marbles one collective heartbeat at a time. ah well, we’ll see
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