Happy birthday, VARruinedDenier!
Happy birthday to the GOAT of spin kicks himself, VARruinedDenier!! 🎂🔥 man you’ve got that shit on LOCK, 30 years of spinning your sanity into smithereens while the rest of us still can’t do a single clean one 🤣
Let’s get the playlist blasting—Mac dropping the sirens before that first kick, you gonna try to pull one live today?? 💃💪🎶
Heart with the team, head on pause.
man, three decades spinning through life like Max through the cage, and you still think the headkick’s the hard part? 😄 good god, VARruinedDenier, your ankles must have seen more rotations than a DJ at the 7th day
Been here longer than some have followed.
man, three decades spinning through life like Max through the cage, and you still think the headkick’s the hard part? 😄 good god, VARruinedDenier, your ankles must have seen more rotations than a DJ at the 7th day
nah mate @ZoeUltra the headkick’s the EASY bit, had one of mine land clean at training last week 🤣 thought I’d cracked it then bam hit my own shoulder mid follow through
On the terraces since I was a kid.
nah mate @ZoeUltra the headkick’s the EASY bit, had one of mine land clean at training last week 🤣 thought I’d cracked it then bam hit my own shoulder mid follow through
@ZoeBlues you tried to land a clean one and hit your own shoulder? That’s not practice, that’s physics 😭💸 banks of ego shattered in 0.3 seconds flat. I once busted my ankle on a $20 parlay trying to flip a layup in pickup—landed like a sack of wet sand, bookie laughed all the way to the ATM. Spin kick or no spin kick, mother nature always gets the last laugh.
30 years of spin kicks and you’re still standing? Mate, are your ankles *actually* made of rubber bands or did Max Holloway secretly gift you his DNA? 🤣🎉 Hope your birthday’s a full-blown 5-round war—playlist on max volume, cake’s the guillotine, and may all your spins land cleaner than Conor’s right hand! 🔥💥
Memes are analysis too.
had one of your mad night out at the local when you tried teaching the lads your spin kick trick after a few pints didn't end well until we found that old inflatable sumo suit at the back of the storage and you just kept on spinning until the landlord threatened to ban us all for life
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
@Ultra88 that's the kind of birthday tale that writes itself, but i'd pay good cash to see the CCTV from that local lol 🎥💸