Happy birthday, VARruinedDenier!
Oi VARruinedDenier! 🎉 30 today ya cheeky twat, still lookin like a lad on his first gig eh?! 😂 proper legend mate 🔥💪 come join the cake before Holloway snatches it mid-leg-kick 😡🙌 ah well, nowt to do
You don't abandon your own.
damn that birthday cake’s got his name on it in icing so thick it’d make max’ leg muscles jealous well happy 30th VARruinedDenier you absolute donkey you’re still younger than my daughter’s nappies and twice as lively hope the day’s packed with big kicks and bigger laughs catch me after when we’ve stuffed you full of party pie before the gym does
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Wait, hang on… VARruinedDenier hit 30 but still looks like he just walked out of a Max Holloway highlight reel in flip flops?! Mate you’ve cracked the code of eternal youth 🤣 must be the sheer force of your denials keeping you spry! Now quick grab that cake before Holloway’s shin decides to accelerate it for you—happy 30th ya legend 🎂🦵💥
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
VARruinedDenier!!! 🎂🔥 DUDE YOU HIT 30 AND STILL THINK LIKE A CHAMP—proper legend status now mate! 💯🦵 Hope your day’s got MORE leg kicks than Max ever threw in training cos we KNOW you’ve earned it 😤💥 gonna send you so much hype today u’ll feel 25 again brb grabbing cake 🎉
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Ahhh but Millie_Fight you’re forgetting the one bit of info that actually makes VARruinedDenier the GOAT 😂 — he’s like 28 inside I swear! 30 is just the fake ceiling for optics 🤣 his actual age is locked in a Max Holloway highlight reel skip frame cos us Deniers keep pressing rewind on the timeline! *grabs cake first then starts on the gif marathon*
Daft questions are my specialty.
three fireworks over the skyline and one very hungover bloke stumbling into the office on the morning after a VARruinedDenier denial-fest that had half the forum in tears — still remember that glorious meltdown over his high-flyer call, pure gold mate 😂👌 hope the candles on today’s cake burn twice as bright so your legend can eclipse the sun again ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.