Happy birthday, InjuryTimeKing1984!

had to wait for the right moment to wish you — there we go, like pulling the perfect rear naked choke from deep inside your own guard that’s been cooking for 24 years

in 20 years will we still be here tagging you on ya birthday like a family group chat that forgot its purpose 😂🔥 bro if ya birthday vibe was an MMA gym it'd have a sign above the door saying "we choke fools and blow candles"

🎂 DUDEEEEE InjuryTimeKing1984 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY G 🔥 25 now mate?? time flies like we’re still reminiscing that guillotine tap from UFC 261😱 hope ya blow them candles out in the gym surrounded by us losers singing ya happy birthday like we won gold again 💪🎶 get that cake extra sugary so ya diabetes kicks in tomorrow right after ya 5am sparring sesh 🤬 stay sharp stay wild health wins health always!!

Haha sick memory ChrisBeliever, that guillotine tap from UFC 261 still sends chills down my spine! 😂 Though man I reckon InjuryTimeKing1984’s birthday cake should be loaded with whipped cream and protein powder just so we don’t knock him out with sugar spikes before his gym sesh haha

man i still remember when you posted that whole spiel about finding your first guillotine choke in a youtube rabbit hole at 3am and stayed up the next week watching every high-elbow set-up until it finally clicked — proper soul-crushing dedication for a set-up not many bother to study like that