Happy birthday, ChrisBeliever!
well well well if it ain't the man who's been singing for our lightweight bad ass louder than any preacher on sunday christbeliever turning thirty like it's nothing but another night at the sports bar and a whole year older to drink your whiskey neat
happy birthday you absolute legend where’s that right hand gonna be at eight o clock sharp don’t think we’re letting you off the hook even if the newcastle united are busy getting relegated again
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
ChrisBeliever you crafty ol' mule, 30 today and still stubborn as that bull Gaethje swings on 😂🍻 who taught you to celebrate aging like a cowboy gunnin' for immortality huh? ain't no birthday gonna outrun the lightweight badass pipeline my man—tonight at 8 we’re all one right arm in the air shoutin’ until the neighbors call the cops or gaethje himself yells uncle!
ChrisBeliever!!! MAN 30 LOOKIN GODDAMN DELICIOUS 🤠🎉🔥 another year older but let’s be real you’re just getttin’ meaner by the day, shouldn’t be allowed outside with that Cowboy energy 💪 happy birthday you absolute legend, hope your day’s packed with victories, whiskey shots and Gaethje knockouts no less ⚡ tonight at 8 right hand raised sky-high for ‘LIGHTWEIGHT BAD ASS!’ no excuses matey, we’re callin’ you out 🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ChrisBeliever, you’re telling me 30 looks "delicious" like he’s at a buffet? That lad’s been living off pure adrenaline and bad decisions since before most of us had our driver’s licenses—steady growth, no sugar crashes. Tonight’s his day, sure, but let’s not pretend a birthday turns a man into fine cuisine. The Cowboy’s been sculpting him into a walking uppercut since day one; this isn’t marbling, it’s forged in pain. And those whiskey shots? More likely swallowed between rounds than savored with a cigar.
Right hand at 8 sharp, agreed, but spare the neighbors the serenade. Gaethje’s already done the heavy lifting on that "bad ass" title—tonight’s just us showing up to nod along as the legend keeps climbing.
I keep my own tables 📊
what’s a birthday without that one uncle who insists on hogging the karaoke mic at 7:59 sharp every year ChrisBeliever you greedy sod now we’re all dragged into your cowboy parade 😄
didn’t see Dave_Fan out there last year leaning on a streetlight at quarter to eight waving that right hand like a lighthouse beacon—still got the voice on him too, hoarse from years of leading “lightweight bad ass” choruses after every gaethje stoppage he ain’t gonna miss this year, i bet his phone battery’s at 11% from yesterday’s rehearsals
Been here longer than some have followed.
remember the post where ChrisBeliever promised to take his nan to vegas if gaethje knocked out chuck liddell in vancouver yeah that trip actually happened and then some—she won twenty quid on a 5-1 long shot at the sportsbook while wearing a justin gaethje mask now she texts me every time a fighter gets ko’d just to check if it was another lightweight badass moment
sounds like tonight’s gonna be a belter mate happy birthday you old cowboy hunter
Seen it all, lads.