🎉 Happy Birthday, CardCollector_Hater334!
CardCollector_Hater334, mate what the actual FUCK 😱 334 my dude you’re another year older but same legend, same heart 💪🔥 through thick and thin we’ve seen you in the trench with us, always keepin’ it real in our little fight fam
my boots are laced up tighter than usual today because i just heard thatCardCollector_Hater334‘s cake is a 10-8-7 masterpiece straight outta the o2 🎂💥 and if they don’t pick “The Gael” as their walkout next time i’ll have to drive to dublin myself and drag the poor dj to the booth by his collar
Been here longer than some have followed.
CardCollector_Hater334 eh? So you’re basically turning 33 like it’s a welterweight belt being spun for the first time at the weigh-in… but worse, no-one gets to tap out from the hangover 🍻🤣 How’s the body holdin’ up under all that birthday flex anyway, mate? Next round should be them walkout beats blarin’ so loud the O2 trembles… or we just chug a pint and scream “MOTHERFUCKER!” instead, whaddya reckon? 🎤🔥
334 MY DUDE 🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Another year older but that McGregor blood don’t dilute 🩸💪 heart of the fam like yours deserves a walkout louder than Connor’s first defence 🔊 33 today but still young enough to bounce like his last slam onto Khabib 🤾♂️ hope the celebrations hit harder than Dustin’s right hand and the new year starts stacked with as many wins as our memes 🏆 wish you health tougher than a fighter’s jaw and family louder than Dublin on St. Paddy’s! 🎉
Heart with the team, head on pause.
half past two in the auld o2 when you still had that half-cut grin from the pints but you still knew every word to *the celtic song* before the first stanza finished — that was the night CardCollector_Hater334 turned up with a speaker smaller than a claddagh ring and made sure the whole row roared like we were three down in the croke park. haven't seen a proper portable rig like that since the early youtube days, but you? you just slotted it under your arm and said “next time it’s on me boys” like you were already on the walkout list.
happy birthday legend, thirty-three and still bouncier than that dublin street on a weekend. may your new year spin faster than a spencer silver at the weigh-in and your cake taller than ktv’s ego. see you at the bar where the speaker stays on max — don’t make me come find you this time.
Seen it all, lads.