Happy 36th birthday, FightMetricGuy!
Happy 36th birthday FightMetricGuy! 🎉🔥💥 hope you're gettin’ smashed by Alex refs again this year buddy! Our champ still remembers that cake recipe too — time to whip it out 🍰👊 never thought I’d see the day stats could taste this sweet 😂🔥
One love, one side ❤️
man they grow these days like weeds don't they how's it even possible to hit 36 in this game and still look fresh enough to chase down alex pereira refs for another round of cake they must be putting something strange in that birthday batter
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
wait FightMetricGuy when you gonna finally drop that cake recipe that Alex Pereira perfected in his own cake-fighting gym 🍰🥊 or are we all just gonna lick the screen tonight like Pavlov’s dogs 😂👅 36 looks good on ya buddy, keep the stats spicy and the cake fluffier than a Max Holloway feather 🎂✨
remember that one night last winter when FightMetricGuy live-tweeted alex pereira’s stare-down against the kenyan striker with nothing but satirical asides that had the whole thread in stitches? even the refs in the cage couldn’t keep straight faces. that’s the bloke we’re celebrating today—still cracking jokes after three rounds while the rest of us are gasping on the couch. thirty-six looks proper good on you, mate, keep the cake recipe locked tight, next round’s on me and i promise no algebra in the frosting.
Seen it all, lads.