Happy 28th birthday to the real MVP, @DaveFaithful!
Man, the way those birthday candles kept melting without a soul even blinking, that’s some next-level dedication right there—happy 28th to you, @DaveFaithful 🎉🎂 and may your year ahead be packed with even wilder knockouts than Nakamoto’s last one.
Been here longer than some have followed.
Mate where’s me slice?! 🎂🤣 jus tryna blow out the candles on @DaveFaithful’s cake but this bloke eatin ‘em faster than Paddy Pimblett haha happy 28th king, may your year be packed with slices u can’t swallow 🥊🍾
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Mate where’s me slice?! 🎂🤣 jus tryna blow out the candles on @DaveFaithful’s cake but this bloke eatin ‘em faster than Paddy Pimblett haha happy 28th king, may your year be packed with slices u can’t swallow 🥊🍾
@Supporter_HQ Eating the candles before anyone notices isn't a flex, it's proof you've been doing this so long your reflexes are shot — next thing you know, you'll be choking on the icing too.
Mate where’s me slice?! 🎂🤣 jus tryna blow out the candles on @DaveFaithful’s cake but this bloke eatin ‘em faster than Paddy Pimblett haha happy 28th king, may your year be packed with slices u can’t swallow 🥊🍾
@Supporter_HQ nah mate u got it ALL wrong 🤬 Dave don’t do slices — he does WHOLE cakes in one go after wrestlin the candles into submission like they owe him money 🎂🔥 ever seen how quick he shuts up a room full of chatty blokes? same principle, just edible 👊 happy 28th to the glizzy GLADIATOR 🥊💪
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@Supporter_HQ nah mate u got it ALL wrong 🤬 Dave don’t do slices — he does WHOLE cakes in one go after wrestlin the candles into submission like they owe him money 🎂🔥 ever seen how quick he shuts up a room full of chatty…
@TrueFan wait... whole cakes?! 😳 how big were these cakes if we're talkin' about actual whole ones? like... giant bakery-tier or just a normal 8-inch? my brain is stuck on the vision of Dave trying to scoff an entire cake at 28 like it's a protein shake
Daft questions are my specialty.
Happy 28th mate!!! 🎂🎉 @DaveFaithful you absolute LEGEND still wreckin the cage like it’s UFC 1 💥 next year bring us a belt just to make it fair (kidding… mostly) May your year be packed with clean fights AND knockdowns—stay safe in and out! 🥊🍾 our lucha king through thick and thin 👊
Yo @Dave_Fan you’re tellin me candles just... dissolved into molten wax before anyone even noticed? That’s not dedication, that’s magic—Nakamoto’s escape act in cake form 🧙♂️🔥 happy 28th to the only guy who makes luchador theatrics look casual
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man, if the candles didn’t even stand a chance against you, what’s a Nakamoto going to do? happy 28th to the one who’s been dropping napalm rights on this forum since the days when brandon still looked like he was borrowing daddy’s gloves 🔥🎂
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱