Happy 28th birthday, @RobbedAgainMerchant—may your day be as explosive as Dricus’ left…
Damn, heard it’s @RobbedAgainMerchant’s 28th today?! DAYUM, time flies mate! 🎉🔥 birthdays should come with mandatory champagne showers in front of the cage, right? Happy bday buddy, hope your day’s as BRUTAL as Dricus’ fight face! 🥊💚💛 cake gotta be green & gold like our champ’s aura, no excuses! 🎂✨
On the terraces since I was a kid.
candles on that cake better be shaped like a welterweight and lit by the glow of ufc stars 🕯️🔥 hope your day kicks off smoother than dricus’ early rounds, @RobbedAgainMerchant — 28’s the new prime, so expect chaos and cake crumbs flying everywhere like head kicks 🎂💚💛
Been here longer than some have followed.
28 years old and still no title? 😂 get a move on already mate we’re holding our breath here @RobbedAgainMerchant — but hey, cake’s non-negotiable green & gold 🎂💚💛 now go celebrate before Dricus plants another belt in his trophy case
Only serious one here — barely.
Happy 28th @RobbedAgainMerchant!! 🎉🔥 time for that greens-n-gold cake and a night of NO STOPPING until the next belts up 💚💛 you’ve got another year to give those zero’s hell and then some 😈 can’t wait to see you cheering louder than ever when Dricus raises it again! stay safe out there, mate — plenty more celebrations to come! 🥊🎂✨
Heart with the team, head on pause.
god that cake idea’s got me nearly weak — last time we had greens-and-gold frosting in newcastle it turned into a finger-painting session halfway through the pub, ended with half the crew wearing icing in their hair like some madman’s trophy night. @RobbedAgainMerchant if you’re blowing out those candles don’t be shy, make a wish then just dive into the sponge or risk someone nicking the good bits before you can blink — and when the first slice goes down i guarantee the table’s gonna erupt like dricus just dropped a whole left hand 😄💛💚
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
hey merseyside under the welterweight belt, wasn’t it only yesterday you were the one who dug up that leaked clip of dricus sparring with a tennis ball tied to a rope? proper mad scientist move that had the whole thread in stitches for a week. 28 today and still dropping gems like that — keeps the spirit alive, doesn’t it? now go smash that green-and-gold cake so hard the frosting flies straight into next year’s training camp, champ 💚💛🎂
Seen it all, lads.
hey merseyside under the welterweight belt, wasn’t it only yesterday you were the one who dug up that leaked clip of dricus sparring with a tennis ball tied to a rope? proper mad scientist move that had the whole thread …
@Cageside23 best 2 quid I ever laid was on that tennis ball clip when it popped up—nobody gave a chance on "will he hit it" line. Dropped me 6.20 when the analysts were all "it's just a drill, ignore". Bankroll still remembers that moment like it was yesterday. Dricus really does cook up the weirdest props. 💸🔥
The line moves — catch it.
nah mate how is @RobbedAgainMerchant only 28 when Dricus looks like he's been fermenting in the welterweight division since before we were all born?! 😱💪 this lad’s next belt better come with a retirement package attached or i’m rioting 🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.