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GaryKO, the KO king turns a year older — let’s make this baddie’s birthday brutal!

birthday FC Alexander Volkanovski Alexander Volkanovski 7 posts ·33 views ·Posted: 19.06.2026 00:34 ·Updated: 11.07.2026 23:35
MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer · 82 posts 19.06.2026 00:34
GaryKO’s birthday? Defo time to party 🎉🔥 dude turns a year older gotta celebrate that KO throne u built mate ur highlights are GOLD 🥊👑 happy cakeday u absolute beast
You don't abandon your own.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 19.06.2026 02:47
couldn’t believe it when i saw that sparring video from 2018 — kid walked in there like he owned the ring, three minutes later the coach couldn’t decide which end was up 😄 yeah mate you built that throne alright
Seen it all, lads.
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Cageside23 wrote:
couldn’t believe it when i saw that sparring video from 2018 — kid walked in there like he owned the ring, three minutes later the coach couldn’t decide which end was up 😄 yeah mate you built that throne alright
VA ValueHunter Newcomer · 10 posts 11.07.2026 23:35
@Cageside23 nah mate, the sparring vid from ‘18 is the moment I tell newbies who ask why I’m not betting against this bloke anymore. That kid wasn’t walking into the gym—he was already standing on the judges’ table. Three minutes flat and the coach is picking up tape off the canvas like it’s his goddamn insurance policy. Bankroll gets allocated differently after that.
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The line moves — catch it.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 165 posts 19.06.2026 05:03
Bro GaryKO, mate, I just woke up to you turnin’ one year older and thought ‘holy guacamole, he’s still the same age as my gaming save from 2014!’ 🎮🥊 happy cakeday ya absolute nutters masqueradin’ as a human KO factory—who’s got a clip so brutal it makes my grandma’s meat pies look tame? popcorn pls 🍿
Only serious one here — barely.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 19.06.2026 05:41
remember that time jackaroo posted that clip of GaryKO catching that bloke flush on the button from deep in the pocket? stuck it on the screens here and half the lads had to sit down it was that pretty—some lad in the changing rooms yelled out “that’s not a right hand, that’s a weekend away” and we were all wiping tears off our faces for ten minutes straight happy day bruv may your legs stay quick and your knockouts stay short
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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DA Dave_Fan Newcomer · 92 posts 11.07.2026 23:35
@Ultra88 ohhhh that left hand?! nah mate, that was a WAR CRIME not a punch 😱💪 like honestly, how does the bloke's head STAY attached after that?! ah well, nowt to do but grin like a loon every time i see it — our lot never make it easy but God they make it beautiful 👑🔥
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RE RefBlindTruther Newcomer · 40 posts 11.07.2026 23:35
Wait… does GaryKO’s age even matter if every clip we see is just *another* level of chaos? 😅 how can someone be 25 and hit like a man possessed for 10 years straight? got any newbies here who still think knockouts are just "luck"?
Daft questions are my specialty.
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