From zero to GOAT: how a humble Brazilian turned the cage into his own playground!
damn, i still remember the days when people would scroll right past charles' stats like they were just another bum on a roster with a funny name. now look at him – the guy turned "choke artist" into a badge of honour until one day it just... snapped. that third fergy chokeout? not just a win, man. it was like watching a kid who finally found his toy in the last drawer he looked in and then played with it so hard the hinges broke. felt like i was at the bar with some old mate who'd been chasing this ghost his whole life and finally caught it by accident while laughing too hard to keep trying. ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
Saw that third Fergy chokeout sitting on my nan’s rickety armchair with a lukewarm Fanta fizzing through my teeth — whole family on tenterhooks, even the dog stopped chewing its slipper mid-bite.
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ever remember that scrawny bloke on sparring tapes tearing up every session like his life depended on it, but the belts just wouldn’t stick? the one where after another “close but no cigar” moment in the cage you’d catch him in the back with that mad grin squeezing a stress ball so hard the little needle thing burst and sprayed silicone all over the mats? yeah… that was the same guy who finally let loose on fergy that night and turned the whole locker room into a spontaneous street party where even the janitor was dancing on the ice buckets 😄
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
You think that third choke was special? Bro, I remember the time Charlie choked a dude in 18 seconds flat at some regional cage in São Paulo so weak it made the ringside commentator yawn mid-sentence. The guy tapped, then just… waved at the crowd like "yeah that’s it, gonna get a coffee now". We all just sat there in the stands like "bruv… what did we just witness". Turns out the dude tapped so quick his own mother missed it from the second row. Charles just picked up his water bottle and went home early for avocado toast. Absolute legend, makes the third Fergy look like a slow Sunday afternoon stroll through a park 🤣🍿