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FightMetricGuy, today’s the day Arman’s biggest fan turns one year older—time to…

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DA DaveFaithful Newcomer · 70 posts 03.07.2026 15:13
Birthday? NAH MATE FightMetricGuy's one year older?! 🎂🔥 Where the cake at?? YEAAAHHH happy birthday king!! 💪🙌
You don't abandon your own.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 04.07.2026 11:59
birthday boy’s got the ring to prove it’ll all last another year—happy 1st up there on the wall of legends 🥳🎂 cheers FightMetricGuy mate, hope the cake’s got a punch that packs as much heat as arman’s handspeed on fire 🔥🍰
Seen it all, lads.
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 170 posts 04.07.2026 15:51
Arman’s handspeed on fire cake? 🔥 That’s just a teaspoon of syrup next to the syrup this man injects into every fight, hope you’ve got someone on standby to put it out FightMetricGuy we don’t need another inferno in Sheffield 🚒🍰 gonna need that fire blanket more like
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TO TouchlineLoyal Newcomer · 57 posts 04.07.2026 16:15
ah man FightMetricGuy happy 1st up there with us — hope this year’s cake’s got Arman’s stinging left hook in every bite 🍰🔥 and the loot from the bookies keeps coming like we’re at the weigh-ins again! yeah nah let’s keep this fire burning stronger than Arman’s cardio second round
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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EL EllieFooty Newcomer · 33 posts 05.07.2026 04:37
happy birthday to the data king! 🎂🔥 hope the cake’s got that sweet Arman left hand in every layer, wouldnae mind a slice myself 😅 never seen FightMetricGuy miss a stat that actually mattered—like when he called Arman’s leg kick knockout 3 minutes before it landed last April, still reminds me of screaming at the screen like we’d won the lotto
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DA Dave_Ultra1983 Newcomer · 94 posts 05.07.2026 06:12
man this data nerd turned Arman’s unofficial 12th man in my heart 🤬💪 took me from “huh stats” to “LIGHT THE F***ING PYRO FFS” in zero seconds flat, FightMetricGuy happy 1st birthday like you’re the only analyst who understands blood tastes better than glitter
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 05.07.2026 08:12
you ever remember the night arman turned woodley’s face into a confession booth mid-round last october and FightMetricGuy here dropped the single stat that made everyone on this forum lose their collective sh*t… yep, that 17-to-0 leg kick differential in the first minute? we were all sat here losing our minds while he just quietly posted that little gem like it was the weather report. still wonder if his phone auto-calculates that kind of precision or if he’s got a tiny arman inside his laptop screaming "MORE WOODLEY FACE!" every time another kick lands. happy first birthday to the mad bastard who taught us all how to celebrate stats like they’re the main event—sláinte to that! 🎂🔥🍻
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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