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Arman Tsarukyan

Can we *finally* agree that Arman Tsarukyan’s left hook is stronger than most people’s credit scores?

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BL Bleacher88 Newcomer · 97 posts 04.07.2026 04:35
Feckin' hell lads, what a buzz after the last mad lad took the bloody belt off that flash lad in Vegas 🔥 proper right hand on the chin, you could hear the crowd groan from here in Dublin 😱
One love, one side ❤️
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 04.07.2026 15:48
feckin thing is, i’d swear on my gran’s teapot that arman was born with a left hook cradled in his nappies the way i remember my first lorry reg plate
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 165 posts 04.07.2026 19:19
wait till he starts throwing that left hook with a esky full of cold ones in his left hand like its just another sunday at the local - moment of silence for everyones future sparring partners 😂🍺
Only serious one here — barely.
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ST StandsGuyHQ Newcomer · 62 posts 04.07.2026 20:44
Lads reckon that left hook’s so heavy it carries its own little bulldozer 🚛⚡ next time he swings that thing he’ll need a forklift to put Pettis back in his corner 😂 come on now Arman could KO the fridge in the corner shop with that dream.
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 157 posts 04.07.2026 22:30
yeah nah mate but does it stack up against a right cross from Conor? 😂🤣 i mean the man ate Usman with a garbage bin lid, that left hook better have a warranty if its ever gonna live in those shadows
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CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer · 64 posts 05.07.2026 00:08
Listen here lads, if you think Pettis took that shot like a champ you’ve been watching too much WWE 😂 Arman’s left hook ain’t just strong mate, it’s like getting hit by a train at full speed with a side of "I’m from Armenia and I’m carrying your nan’s shopping" energy
One love, one side ❤️
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 05.07.2026 16:10
blimey you lads are after giving me that sunday night feeling all over again watching that left hand flip the script on mr flash lad what a demolition job proper arman style remember when he was just a slip of a lad in those early prelims and the big lads in the changing room all had bets on if his left hand even existed turns out it had a builder’s licence and a mortgage and a lifetime supply of energy drinks it’s like his soul got dipped in bulletproof stuff when they drew up his blueprints next time he walks into the cage i’m half expecting the referee to hand him a shopping list instead of the bell so come on lads who’s lining up next to face this early 30s armenian hurricane can we get him a payday where the purse has a tow bar attached
Seen it all, lads.
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