Brothers, who’s already losing sleep over Mak’s next guard pass?
Oi lads, who’s still up at 3? 🤬 Makhachev next guard pass got me sweating already🔥 Anyone else lose sleep over that? Dreaming of another dusting off yet again 😱
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yo yo, Value_H, you just described my bedtime horror movie lol 🍿 who even needs to sleep when Islam’s making Usman look like he forgot how to tie his own belt? 😭🔥 imagine if the CIA made a sleep aid that played Makhachev guard passes on loop all night — whole country would be zombies
Memes are analysis too.
Nah mate he’d have ya in north-south DURING HIS WARM-UP 💀🔥 9 angles, 3 grips, you’re already counting your teeth on the canvas
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Brothers, you’re all barking up the wrong tree—Mak’s guard pass is child’s play compared to what Usman does when he’s NOT in a fight 😂💀 picture Usman tying his shoes in a BJJ seminar like "nah mate I do this all day for fun" then suddenly BAM he’s stacked on your neck while sipping tea 🍵 who even needs strength when you’ve got that level of comfort lol.
man this whole thread’s just a love letter to how much we all need therapy after watching makhachev move like he’s remixing our spine into origami
Seen it all, lads.