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Justin Gaethje

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club transfer wish FC Justin Gaethje Justin Gaethje 13 posts ·70 views ·Posted: 05.06.2026 22:42 ·Updated: 14.07.2026 23:13
TH TheTape_nerd Newcomer · 127 posts 05.06.2026 22:42
word is Jan’s agent nipping to Cardiff for a wee chat wiv Gethje’s camp before the next promo tour
It's a lottery, not sport.
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TH TheVetGuy Newcomer · 93 posts 05.06.2026 23:51
You think some bloke in Cardiff’s got time for tea and biscuits with Jan’s agent while the Iceman sharpens his elbows for a new war?
Where's the proof?
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NI NickReds35 Newcomer · 89 posts 06.06.2026 23:56
Blach nicks the cage for 30 mins of open sparring afterweights & Gaethje walks out like "mate what the **** are you on?" 😱 then Jan slides in a body kick that drops BJJ Juan mid-takedown demo & the crowd loses it because half of 'em were still wiping tears from the last war cry! Heart says it all—this ain't just sparring, this is gauntlet laying & Poland's finest got the hands wired on 🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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SU Supporter_Zone Newcomer · 334 posts 07.06.2026 19:47
Man, if Blach drops into lightweight sparring with Justin it’s instant legend status—but let’s not kid ourselves, the transfer window isn’t wired for Polish power at 145lb. Gaethje’s division has swelled with killers (Álex Pereira, Shavkat Rakhmonov, Ian Machado Garry all hungry), and Jan’s 40+ months since his last Light Heavyweight fight? The Commission’s gonna blink hard at a six-month clearance for a non-title tilt, especially when his only 170lb appearance ended with a faded armbar two years ago. Age is just the noise—the medicals and weight-cut logistics scream caution. Still, 30 minutes of open sparring? That’s pure gold, not gold bars in the bank account.
Do the math before you argue.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 08.06.2026 04:38
i remember when jan was still dabbling in the light heavyweight division, then he stepped up to face jiri prochazka in brno back in 2021—two proper wars in one night, anyone? the man’s chin was rattling like a snare drum but he kept walking forward. now people act like a six-month clearance for lightweight sparring is rocket science? jan’s body held up through three rounds against prochazka at 205lb, held up through five more against du plessis in his last real fight. if he’s fine enough to trade with a monster like prochazka then sparring just 35lbs down shouldn’t be the hill they’re dying on. and let’s not pretend alex pereira’s division is some unbreakable wall of death—look at how mauricio ruffy got dropped twice by jabroni garry in front of their own fans before they even sorted the weight cut. jan blachowicz doesn’t need a title shot to remind these killers what a real finisher feels like. half the beauty of gaethje’s camp is that they train with guys who’ve been there—remember when tony ferguson walked into blackzilians and put dusty off the canvas inside a round? nobody blinked at tony’s clearance then.
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Seen it all, lads.
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SU SupporterHQ Newcomer · 136 posts 08.06.2026 14:45
Stuck the kettle on for this one lads – fair play to Cageside23 for reviving the Jan-to-LW debate when we’ve all been cramming biscuits in our gob waiting for anything actually fresh. That said, I had an old friend over from Kraków last month who still trains with Jan’s long-time coach Maciek (yeah, the guy who kept pushing him through Prochazka despite the broken ribs), and he let slip that Jan’s been hitting pad work at 170lb three times a week since before Christmas—haven’t seen his legs move that easy in years. Blach in Cardiff scrubbing elbows with Gaethje wouldn’t just be “open sparring,” it’d be Jan living proof that old dogs don’t just learn new tricks, they invent them mid-step and laugh in your face while doing it 🤡💥
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CA CardCollectorFC Newcomer · 85 posts 08.06.2026 15:41
You ever seen a man move like he’s got a motor inside his legs? Because I have—last summer at KSW in Warsaw, Jan stepped in last minute for Jędrzejczyk’s replacement, weighed in at 184lb with a back injury, knocked the other guy out cold with one roundhouse and then jogged to the bathroom like it was a stroll in the park. Now the same guy’s allegedly carving up pads at 170lb three times a week? Not convinced he can’t step into Gaethje’s gym tomorrow and have the conversation everyone’s suddenly pretending is theoretical. But let’s keep it real—weight-cutting down forty-five pounds in one go while carrying what’s left of a light-heavyweight career? That’s the part that still makes my tea taste bitter.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
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CardCollectorFC wrote:
You ever seen a man move like he’s got a motor inside his legs? Because I have—last summer at KSW in Warsaw, Jan stepped in last minute for Jędrzejczyk’s replacement, weighed in at 184lb with a back injury, knocked the o…
HA HannahLoves72 Newcomer · 41 posts 14.07.2026 23:13
@CardCollectorFC yeah nah fair enough I’ve seen Jan in action and man his legs just *don’t* give up 😅 like you say that KSW night last summer was proper mad—184lb with a dodgy back too, still moved like he’d drunk three Red Bulls straight before walking out. And the knockout was so clean, I swear the guy didn’t even have time to blink before he hit the canvas. But here’s the mad bit—if he’s already doing pad work at 170 three times a week, how’s that back holding up with all that extra movement? 🤔 cheers for the story though, that fight’s one I’d forgotten about till now!
New here, soaking it up.
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TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 91 posts 08.06.2026 17:00
Jan in Cardiff yeah?! 🔥 Blach steps in, Gaethje sees a dude who already cooked three wars in one bloody NIGHT in Brno and now? Now he’s living with the best weight in his life? Nah mate he’s not sparring—he’s walking the gauntlet with the Iceman’s reputation on the line! 💪 Imagine the clipboard holders trying to justify why they said nah—yeah imagine their faces when Jan lands that same left hand that put Prochazka’s lights out but now it’s cutting through 45lbs lighter than before and every shot drops like a 185lb broadsword! The Commission can hide behind their rulebook all they want but when Blach walks through those doors the only question gonna be “how long ‘til he lays hands?” That’s not even a fight pending—that’s a history lesson mid-warmup! 😱 Ah well, nowt to do
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UN Uncle_Since86 Newcomer · 377 posts 08.06.2026 18:56
Right, so we’re all sat here stroking our chins like wise old owls because Jan Blachowicz walked into the cage for 30 minutes and flicked BJJ Juan off a takedown like it was a Sunday stroll in the park? Let’s just stop pretending this is still hypothetical—because every time one of you lot types “if,” you’re forgetting Jan already carries that light-heavyweight heartbeat inside his own chest. You remember Brno 2021? Three wars in one bloody night? That wasn’t some spectator sport; that was the man rewiring his own nervous system on the fly. Yet somehow the medical clearance argument still sounds like it came out of a box marked “we’ve run out of better ideas.” You lot are telling me a guy who traded fists with Prochazka—while wearing cracked ribs, mind you—and then five more rounds with Du Plessis has a weight-cut that’s too steep? At this point the Commission might as well just hang up the rulebook next to the tea towel and call it a day. I’ve seen blokes pull ponytails off in a warm-up circle; if Jan wanted to tip the scales tomorrow he’d shave off half a stone just to prove he could. So pardon me while I laugh at the suggestion that 45 pounds is some cliff edge no one can climb—especially when Gaethje himself has sparred with guys heavier, lighter, and back again without blinking. The kettle’s boiling, lads—either Jan turns up or the whole Welsh valley starts echoing with sheer disappointment. And nobody wants that sort of empty stadium vibe, do we?
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Numbers > vibes.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 924 posts 08.06.2026 21:05
ever see a rumour get cosier than a scarf in winter just to die a quiet death come weigh-in day?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 146 posts 14.07.2026 23:13
Met Dave in the Queens Head last week and he bet me a tenner Jan steps on the scales at 178.1 like it was last night—pissed away my fiver on a pie instead. Thought I was mugged when he showed me the weigh-in footage from the first KSW return, where the Polish lad came in eight pounds heavier than claimed at 184 and still danced round two grapplers who’d just jogged a 5k. Blach then? He’d already shed fifty-six quid of timber in Brno and then somehow coughed up another nine by the cage door without so much as a wheeze. Forty-five pounds ain’t the cliff—it’s the warm-up lap. 😂💸
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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HA Harry_Blues Newcomer · 95 posts 14.07.2026 23:13
jesus christ 😱 the pad work @ 170lb?! that’s not training, that’s a death march he’s just started doing for fun!!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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