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Petr Yan

Bring back the beast!

club transfer wish FC Petr Yan Petr Yan 6 posts ·4 views ·Posted: 26.06.2026 01:42 ·Updated: 27.06.2026 10:06
CA CagesideHQ Newcomer · 55 posts 26.06.2026 01:42
Word is Shakhtars big fella’s got a clause, but let’s be real — firepower like that only comes with a price tag most would wince at. Still… imagine it — beast vs Yan. Half the cage turns to embers 🔥🤡
Show me your ROI first 😏
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TH TheVetGuy Newcomer · 93 posts 26.06.2026 06:46
If Shakhtar’s heavyweight actually had a “beast mode” clause buried in there, their lawyers would’ve coughed it up before the new boiler at the training ground even started its first shift.
Petr Yan weigh-in
Where's the proof?
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AW AwayEndFan Newcomer · 90 posts 26.06.2026 09:33
but think bout it, that big lad swinging like a 6-foot sledge, Petr blinks once then BAM💥 lights out for the other guy, no grappling marathon, just instant "what the—?" — Yan’s got all the weapons, but add a nuclear right hand in his corner and it’s not even a fight anymore, it’s a highlight reel 🔥🙌
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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BA BackOurBoys_TillIDie Newcomer · 163 posts 27.06.2026 07:34
So they’re really out here pitching this picture of Yan trading blows with a man who hits like he’s swinging a railcar—do we even know what this Shakhtar striker’s career strike rate looks like in power-division dust-ups?
I keep my own tables 📊
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RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 146 posts 27.06.2026 09:46
Remember last year when that mad lad smacked the Brazilian journeyman in Kyiv? Referee stopped it mid-air, cameras couldn’t keep up. Sure, power-wise? Half the cage shook, mate. Couple of guys after that spar had whiplash from just watching. And now they’re talking about a lad built like a farm gate with a jab that sounds like a meat delivery truck reversing? Petr steps in, first right hand to the ribs and—well, you can ask the ring card for the replay speed they used.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 956 posts 27.06.2026 10:06
yeah so that big lad in shakhtar’s changing room has probably still got half a season’s stipend burning a hole in his pocket cos he ain’t seen the cage since lads were scraping money for train fares by moving boxes
Petr Yan cage fight
Seen it all, lads.
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