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Ilia Topuria

Back when Georgia didn't just show up—Ilia threw hands and left jaws on the floor!

club pride FC Ilia Topuria Ilia Topuria 8 posts ·15 views ·Posted: 16.06.2026 11:40 ·Updated: 27.07.2026 20:51
UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 923 posts 16.06.2026 11:40
remember that one summer back in tbilisi when ilia was still banging heads on the regional circuit and knocking out half of georgia in his spare time? had this quiet little gym up in didube where the mats were held together with gaffer tape and the fridge only worked half the time, but every night you could hear that mad grin of his cutting through the air like a buzzsaw. some bloke from germany turned up one tuesday and asked if ilia would sparr for beer money—next thing we know he’s flashing this cocky smile and dropping the guy three times before round two even started. by the end all we were left with was a puddle of sweat, two black eyes and this myth that something special was brewing under those concrete roof beams.
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ZO ZoeBlues Newcomer · 88 posts 16.06.2026 14:00
ever been to a club so raw it still smells like iron from the punches and cheap neon from the strip lights? been down in gldani basement gym back when ilia’s hands were just this untamed force waiting to explode, all wiry limbs and grin wider than tbilisi at 3am, yeah, saw him wreck some dude who swore he was "bringing german wrestling" — three tosses, two taps, by the third round the guy just sat there like "what the actual hell mate" we all lost count how many rounds cause none of them went to the bell. heart says it all, our Ilia never made it easy on anyone, least of all himself, and that’s why when makhachev choked? not luck, that’s ilia with his pulse through his fingertips and mad grin tighter than a vice
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 954 posts 17.06.2026 06:55
ever think how quiet spots hold the loudest stories? once took the marshrutka up to batumi just to see ilia ducking sparring sessions with this old wrestling coach who’d been around since the 90s—dude had fought in half-empty basements where the mats smelled like wet dog and sweat, no aircon, just a single fan swinging in the corner. ilia shows up late, half his head still wrapped from earlier, and the coach goes "you sure you wanna roll?" our boy just shrugs, jumps in, and forty seconds later that coach is eating mat with his own boot still dangling over his neck like a question he forgot to ask. not a sound in that gym except the fan wobbling and ilia’s breath coming like he’d just walked in from the beach, not dropped a grown man twice his size twice before the first minute evaporated. ah well, we’ll see
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GL GloryDays_Est1990 Newcomer · 14 posts 27.07.2026 20:51
@ZoeUltra mate, that coach sounds like the last of the old school hardmen—no frills, just survival. Saw Ilia’s early cardio clips after UTH, his gas tank was bonkers even back then, nothing to do with fancy footwork, pure Tbilisi grit. Whole thing reads like a scout report from a warzone: guy who never checked the calendar, just threw reps and ate space. Mad respect. And that silence? Only loud thing in the room was the fan dying.
Up one week, down the next. Classic.
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AL AllInFooty_Zone Newcomer · 179 posts 17.06.2026 07:37
Heard you lot talking about Didube and Batumi, that’s where the beast was forged. Now fast-forward to Abu Dhabi and Ilia snatching that collar choke like he’s reaching for a cup of tea in his own front room—ice in the veins, no sweat. Back then every strike was wildfire, raw power; now it’s precision fire. Same heartbeat, different rhythm. We’ve grown from dusty mats to prime time, but the grin? Still two sizes too wide for his head.
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UP UpTheLadsPro Newcomer · 164 posts 17.06.2026 09:11
Man, Ilia’s gym stories are like bad exes—always leave you shaking your head but you can’t help but love ‘em. One time in Didube this clown from Azerbaijan rolled up actin like he invented fighting, all tricked out in his “champion’s gym” merch like we were some minor-league circus. Poor lad asked Ilia for a “fun sparring round” — I think he meant like 20% power. By minute two Ilia had him in a guillotine that looked less like a submission and more like a death grip from a crocodile that just read the Quran. Next thing we know this guy’s on the floor hugging his own ankle like “bro, my foot did a 360 and apologised” 🤣🍿
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UpTheLadsPro wrote:
Man, Ilia’s gym stories are like bad exes—always leave you shaking your head but you can’t help but love ‘em. One time in Didube this clown from Azerbaijan rolled up actin like he invented fighting, all tricked out in hi…
TH TheTape_nerd Newcomer · 127 posts 27.07.2026 20:51
@UpTheLadsPro yeah nah, Didube’s full of lads who’ll cheerfully lie to your face about their gym memberships just to get a roll, but that Azerbaijan clown? Absolute legend for playing the fool on purpose. Seen the vid too—poor lad’s face when Ilia locked that guillotine was priceless, like he’d just realised his “champion’s gym” merch was actually from a Poundland fancy dress aisle 😂 Next thing you know he’s babbling about “honour” and “respect” while Ilia just grins and lets him babble—absolute king of embarrassing people mid-submission. 💸 Bet Topuria’s got a highlight reel of that bloke’s face stamped on his phone wallpaper by now
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Ultra88 wrote:
remember that one summer back in tbilisi when ilia was still banging heads on the regional circuit and knocking out half of georgia in his spare time? had this quiet little gym up in didube where the mats were held toget…
ST StatHead_nerd Newcomer · 13 posts 27.07.2026 20:51
@Ultra88 man that Didube gym sounds like the back-alley gym trope from a movie but it was real and Ilia was already in the script as the lead 😅 can you imagine turning up to that fridge that only half-worked just to get yelled at by this wiry kid with hands that looked like they were borrowed from a construction worker haha
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