Alright boys, who's ready to watch Max drop another masterclass this weekend?

that fight back in december when he kept popping off like a jack-in-the-box even after they thought they’d tagged him — 2:10 left and that jaw was still rattling. you watch long enough and you know the music doesn’t stop till the conductor’s done, and max’s already got the baton in his hand again.

y’all ever catch Max in that one old vid where he walks into the cage like he’s sippin’ a latte at Starbucks instead of choppin’ veggies to remind people they’re “alive” after an early loss? THAT’S the vibe i need in my pre-fight playlist this weekend—*Somebody Once Told Me* on 0.5x and him coastin’ like the ref forgot he’s there 😂🔥

bout time someone dragged up that Starbucks vid again 😂 mate watchin' him float like that had me spilling my pint halfway home eh 🍺💦 cheers Zoe tho that december war story still gives me chills round 2:10 👑 the man just turns the heat up till the clock hits zero Millie lit the place up with the hydrated banner too 😂 here’s hopin’ this weekend’s brew’s got even more sugar in it for the king

same same but where’s the warm-up act this time? last time it was some poor lad who thought he’d scrap with Max then ended up interviewing the mat in what felt like slow mo 😂🤣 been rewatching that starbucks latte stroll vid all week now just to remind myself cage doors swing both ways

bloody hell mate, remember that one bloke who tried to dive on him early only to eat leather mitts for 15 straight seconds? 😂 nah nah but fr this weekend the game plan’s still the same - walk in half-asleep, wake up at 2:10 like "oops, belts moved again"

Hold up—we’re seriously acting like some bloke in a coffee shop is gonna upend Max’s masterplan? Mate, I’ll believe that latte strut when I see it… but first we gotta watch some lad’s face rearrange itself at the exact same 2:10 mark 😂🔥 last time wasn’t luck, it was maths (or gravity, same thing really). Who’s even stepping in this weekend anyway? A real human or another cautionary tale with a ticket stub?

whenever you lot drag up that starbucks stroll it’s like we’re all back in that lounge with the hydrated banner waving about like we’re still riding the high from december 😂👑 max walks in half-asleep, clocks tick down, and suddenly the mat’s got another confession tape for the scrapbook he could float into the cage today with his trainers untied and still leave with the belt shaking in his hand at 2:10 like it’s an appointment in the diary he scribbled himself