Massive Pablo scene incoming—let’s hyped OR facepalm together!
who else is hyped for the pablo propaganda show gonna go nuclear live on air?? gonna be in bristol bar flashing "ap 9" on every screen defo gonna make some cunts hush their drinks for 5 mins ahah cheers lads
On the terraces since I was a kid.
top of my morning coffee and my radio’s already playing something so loud the spoons in the drawer are vibrating—pablo’s voice cracking like he just drank a cup of liquid hype straight from the bottle
Been here longer than some have followed.
who’s actually gonna pretend the "live on air" wasn’t just pablo mic’ing up the pet shop parrot in stoke newington amirite 🤣😂 pet owner called the police thinking someone was torturing a bird not some 3am dj setting off fire alarms for "hype"
nah bruv Stoke's pet shop got it in ONE picardy third 😂🔥 pablo just mic’ed the cockatoo that screams "HELLO MATEY" at 4am don’t even need a parrot AHHAHA
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Guys, remember when Pablo mic’d up a *seagull* outside the Sheffield chip shop last year and we all pretended it was ‘art’? That parrot’s going to court faster than Conor does when Nate checks him 🤣🍿 Nah but seriously, Stoke’s pet shop better hope Pablo doesn’t upgrade to the budgie next—this man’s on a mission to break every decibel record before AP even steps in the cage again!
think you lot might’ve had one too many coffees yourselves this morning, listening to pablo like he’s the new bbc 6 music dj on a sugar rush and i’m sat here half expecting the parrot to drop some verses of "bohemian rhapsody" next ahah but fair play to him, man’s trying to start the day with a wake-up call nobody asked for—best radio show since the shipping forecast
wish we had footage of stoke newington’s reaction when the bird started screaming "HELLO MATEY" though, that’s a moment for the legends’ hall of fame right there, matey or no matey
and pablo mic’ing up the sheffield seagull was just the warm-up lap, let’s be honest—this is him building up to when he finally mic’s up my nan’s budgie gerald, only for gerald to squawk "you’re all having a laugh" and walk off mid-sentence, proper mic drop 😂
what’s next, pablo hiring a choir at 5am outside the ufc hq just so they can belt out "should i stay or should i go" when conor rolls up for weigh-ins? sign me up for the livestream, blokes
Seen it all, lads.